Dinosaur Dad Jokes

[Stegotyranno420]

I know this might be off topic, but here you just post prehistoric themed tongue twisters. They go 5 times, fast as possible Heres my example:
do T rexes that pay Taxes in Texas get Rashes

[GojiraGuy1954]

no

[Stegotyranno420]

no

Oh god, thats so hard 

[HD-man]

It's not very good, but it is: Dini Dino dicks around on dinner dates.

[Stegotyranno420]

Some crappy dinosaur themed dad jokes



Who does a dinosaur call when he or she is in trouble

Spoiler

The triceraCOPs

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What is the most polite eosauropteryigian?

Spoiler

A PLEASEiosaur

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Why can't you hear a Pteranodon go to the bathroom

Spoiler

Because they are extinct

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[Skorpio V.]

What do you call a dinosaur that likes racing? (hint: it isn't velociraptor )

Spoiler

a TURBOsaurus

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Ah, this is why dad jokes are frowned upon.