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Jurassic Hunters - Film

Started by Everything_Dinosaur, August 07, 2014, 12:24:24 PM

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Everything_Dinosaur

Came across this trailer for a movie called "Jurassic Hunters" release in 2014?

Is this good or so bad it's good? Not too sure.

The trailer: Jurassic Hunters


stargatedalek

wait, this was NOT made by Asylum?!

-JP3 raptors mixed with JP dilophosaurus
-Prehistoric Park triceratops
-generic naked tyrannosaurus
-pterosaur that looks like its out of Game of Thrones
-worse than Michael Bay level sexualizing of female characters
-Asylum quality CGI and blue screen effects
-plot so simple and overused the trailer gave it all away

Gwangi

I would still watch it but naturally, it looks bad and not in a good way.

stargatedalek

a part of me hopes this is just a joke trailer...
(the other part wants to stock up on potato chips and have friends over to watch/tease this)

amargasaurus cazaui


Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (2014)
Action | Sci-Fi
Not yet released
The cowboys fight the dinosaurs with guns from the future and then they are killing them softly but not without Robert Deniro shows up and says hey hey hey err'body we can't kill these dinosaurs because they're extinct.

Director: Ari Novak
Writer: Anthony Fankhauser
Stars: Eric Roberts, Sara Malakul Lane, Vernon Wells | See full cast and crew »


That is the general release name for the movie. And for the record, Tyrannosaurus rex non-feathered and with scales is currently what the evidence supports. We have Scale impressions for it, although being fair, they are from the neck area and do not rule out an animal that could have been scaled and feathered much like the most recent find.  We have Zero feather impressions, or fossil evidence to support feathers at this point.
Authors with varying competence have suggested dinosaurs disappeared because of meteorites...God's will, raids by little green hunters in flying saucers, lack of standing room in Noah's Ark, and palaeoweltschmerz—Glenn Jepsen


stargatedalek

#5
we have evidence of feathered ancestry in tyrannosaurus
nor does the (as you said) the presence of scales support the non-presence of feathers
so while certainly not 100%, I'd say its the safe presumption

Trisdino

Diloraptor, this movie has a diloraptor!


Guyz? Guyz?! Guyz dis movie has da diloraptor!


It is a raptor... that is also a dilo!

It is an inaccurate raptor... that is also an inaccurate dilo!

It is a common mistake... that is also a common mistake!

It is a diloraptor!

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Gwangi

Quote from: Trisdino on August 07, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Diloraptor, this movie has a diloraptor!


Guyz? Guyz?! Guyz dis movie has da diloraptor!


It is a raptor... that is also a dilo!

It is an inaccurate raptor... that is also an inaccurate dilo!

It is a common mistake... that is also a common mistake!

It is a diloraptor!

Wait till the toy companies catch wind of this.

CityRaptor

Na, it needs to be made in a major movie. But then again:

A Dilophoraptor!
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Gwangi


Ultimatedinoking

Quote from: CityRaptor on August 07, 2014, 05:40:46 PM
Na, it needs to be made in a major movie. But then again:

A Dilophoraptor!

Wow, that is a really bad transformer knockoff! I mean it, just awful.
I may not like feathered dinosaurs and stumpy legged Spinosaurs, but I will keep those opinions to myself, I will not start a debate over it, I promise. 😇
-UDK

stargatedalek

Its still a better Transformers knockoff than it is as a JP knockoff

Ultimatedinoking

Quote from: stargatedalek on August 10, 2014, 10:29:17 PM
Its still a better Transformers knockoff than it is as a JP knockoff

No, it's bad at both.

It's just like those "zoid" or whatever those things are called. There transformer wanna bes.

It's too fat to be a dilophononychus.
I may not like feathered dinosaurs and stumpy legged Spinosaurs, but I will keep those opinions to myself, I will not start a debate over it, I promise. 😇
-UDK


CityRaptor

Zoids are not Transformers Knockoffs.  This thing is clearly trying to emulate the organic Beast Wars Style, combined with a Jurassic Park III Dinosaur Look. 
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Ultimatedinoking

Quote from: CityRaptor on August 11, 2014, 07:20:48 PM
Zoids are not Transformers Knockoffs.  This thing is clearly trying to emulate the organic Beast Wars Style, combined with a Jurassic Park III Dinosaur Look.

It does a bad job of it.
I may not like feathered dinosaurs and stumpy legged Spinosaurs, but I will keep those opinions to myself, I will not start a debate over it, I promise. 😇
-UDK

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