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Raptor Jack and the Potty

Started by Gingersaurus, April 19, 2017, 05:06:41 PM

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Ravonium

#1
This is probably one of the most hilariously bad kids videos ever. Full of such memorable quotes as "The poop goes in here", "You get to wear these new Kidsy TV underwear!" and "Oh no, it's that stinky kid". This is going to become a meme here, isn't it.

In all seriousness, this isn't the most cringey of them all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14E5oPefVjs
This is another video from Raptor Jack in which the little raptor does sick dance moves (sarcasm) about candy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3MhHsbrexc
Made by the former kings of weird finger family videos themselves, Toys in Japan.

The best example of a 'Spiderman and Elsa video' featuring a Dinosaur I found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woBhZP61joo

(This should probably become a thread for cringey kids videos featuring dinosaurs.)

Just a question. I've noticed all your posts seem to be about these bad kids videos. Is this the main thing you are going to post? If so, I'm looking forward to more.

Ravonium

#2
Quote from: Gingersaurus on April 29, 2017, 04:50:50 PM

https://youtu.be/WaHe0skAz0s
This should be renamed to 'Dinosaur tries and fails to be a superhero, then attempts to find Dory and ends up drowning: The Movie'.

Quote from: Gingersaurus on April 29, 2017, 04:55:19 PM
https://youtu.be/c8nTMqID6Z0
"This high budget anime follows the story of a young raptor who decides to workout. After hours of exercises and jokes about his arms being short, he is killed off by Big T, who decides to knock him out using some devastating blows. It ends with all of them doing yoga."

In all seriousness, these two are the cringe-highlights of them all. This next one isn't as bad but is related to the Candy Song.
Quote from: Gingersaurus on April 29, 2017, 04:53:07 PM
https://youtu.be/pVPQI_JA3ss
Can I just ask, why is Raptor Jack being told to eat vegetables. Isn't he supposed to be a carnivore? Guess he isn't one in the universe of KidsyTV.




Kaprosaurus


Ravonium

I have many questions about this video:


1. Is Raptor Jack old enough to drive?


2. If the answer to that question is no, then surely he can't have enough money to pay for all those 'gifts'?


3. Where did the T-rex come from in that first scene he appeared in. And why is he called Big-T?


4. Why does the bodywash have the KidsyTV logo on it?


5. Just because his mom isn't a ninja turtle, does it mean she can't use soap that has ninja turtles advertised on it?


6. If his mom cares for him, why does she allow him to drive at fast speeds while he is underage?


And finally...


7. Why does Raptor Jack find an excuse to buy something he likes all the time?




Kaprosaurus


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