An alternative story

[GojiraGuy1954]

And then, all of a sudden, Africa split in half.

[Shonisaurus]

And one part of Africa joined the continent of Asia and the other part of the continent Africa joined America.

[GojiraGuy1954]

This led to a war which caused all earth life-forms to become extinct bar Cockroaches and Tardigrades.

[CityRaptor]

Millions of years later an incredible new species emerges....Cockroach People riding giant Tardigrades.

[Shonisaurus]

Which is conquered by a species of fully evolved bipedal kangaroo who enslave the Cockroach People, forcing them to work in the gold and silver mines.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Which is conquered by a species of fully evolved bipedal kangaroo who enslave the Cockroach People, forcing them to work in the gold and silver mines.

But then the Kangaroos remembered that their ancestors went extinct millions of years ago, henceforth they physically can't exist, and vanish.

[Shonisaurus]

Being replaced by gigantic water bears that take over the world.