The Banning Game

[Lizerd]

I ban you to compensate for my sadness and lack of friends.

[Syndicate Bias]

I ban you for your nose being off center.

I perma ban you for making fun of my nose

[Lizerd]

I ban you because you stole it from Voldemort

[Shonisaurus]

I forbid you to speak well of dinosaurs.

[GojiraGuy1954]

I ban you because i want to

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

I ban you for not capitalizing your second "I"

[Ravonium]

I ban you for putting 'second' rather than '2nd'.

[Shonisaurus]

I forbid you to buy dinosaurs.

[Lizerd]

I ban you because you went one step to far.

[Ravonium]

I ban you for denying the access of a fellow user to the forum, based on an arbitrarily defined categorisation of course of action that you, the poster above me, referred to disparagingly by the phrase 'one step too far' 🤓

[GojiraGuy1954]

I ban you for being the one who watched bee movie on netflix 365 times in a year two years ago

[Shonisaurus]

They ban you the truth.

[Lizerd]

I ban you because I have nothing better to do 

[Ravonium]

I ban you for censoring the truth.

[Shonisaurus]

I'm banning you to censor the lie

[Lizerd]

I'm banning you because you didn't eat your broccoli

[Ravonium]

I ban you for not calling it by its scientific name.

[Shonisaurus]

I ban you to read books of paleontology and articles of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals on the Internet.

[Lizerd]

I ban you for excessive brutality

[Ravonium]

I ban you for not being brutal enough.