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Started by ITewan, April 29, 2012, 06:19:01 AM

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Ravonium

#560
December 06, 2017, 03:29:16 PM Last Edit: December 06, 2017, 03:30:16 PM by Ravonium
Quote from: Loon on December 06, 2017, 07:22:35 AM
This is a stock photo you can purchase for $575 on gettyimages:

[image removed for the sake of Rule 8]


It's called "A reptoid using telepathy to communicate with a Parasaurolophus dinosaur."


CollectA and Safari Ltd, please make/remake a Parasaurolophus figure so that it replicates this amazing scene.

Fenestra

#561
January 03, 2018, 03:25:49 PM
Thought this was funny:

https://youtu.be/KECKqtKZXEE

Ravonium

#562
January 03, 2018, 05:39:14 PM
So, out of all genres of music, hip hop is the one they've chosen to promote accurate Velociraptors in the music industry  ;D

BlueKrono

#563
April 10, 2018, 07:25:28 AM
I keep the CollectA Andrewsarchus on my desk at work. It kinda looks like a hyena. My boss asked me if that's what it was and I explained that it wasn't related to hyenas; its closest living relatives are actually whales. She referred to it as my hyena-whale-dog for a while, but now she's given up and just calls it a man-bear-pig.
We are accustomed to look upon the shackled form of a conquered monster, but there - there you could look at a thing monstrous and free." - King Kong, 2005

Tylosaurus

#564
May 08, 2018, 11:55:24 AM Last Edit: May 08, 2018, 11:56:29 AM by Tylosaurus Rev.A2
This video made my day , Dinosaurs can be friendly customers too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWV4JelEzY

Ravonium

#565
May 29, 2018, 06:14:57 PM Last Edit: May 29, 2018, 06:15:08 PM by Ravonium
Today, I found out what would happen during the K-Pg extinction if the earth was flat:





Who knows, maybe there are space dinosaurs after all?

ZoPteryx

#566
May 29, 2018, 11:52:14 PM
Lol, what do we refer to this as?  I propose: "The Frying Pan Effect".
Amazon ad:

Mini Minmi

#567
May 30, 2018, 12:08:01 AM
Bahahaha it reminds me of in the old Jurassic Park game when sometimes you'd get a tornado destroy part of your park and it would pick up your dinosaurs and send them flying. Then you'd get a warning that your dinosaur was alarmed. No shit Sherlock! There's a bloody tornado strong enough to pick up a brachiosaurus like it's a dead leaf, I am alarmed too!  :))

ZoPteryx

#568
June 03, 2018, 08:08:39 AM
I know the life appearance of Macrauchenia has changed a bit in recent years but this is ridiculous!

Takama

#569
June 25, 2018, 07:52:14 PM
Spoiler
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Dilopho

#570
June 25, 2018, 11:28:49 PM
That's really funny, especially considering Stygi might be a baby Pachy, but what's the spoiler tag for?

Loon

#571
June 26, 2018, 02:12:22 AM
It seems my reptoid photo was taken down; it seems Alex Jones was right, there is a deep-state conspiracy to silence me... I feel attacked.

CityRaptor

#572
July 15, 2018, 12:30:05 PM
Land before Time Sharptooth Threat Levels:
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Neosodon

#573
August 26, 2018, 05:29:56 PM
I thought this was kind of funny after my ac broke down in the middle of July this summer.
https://youtu.be/wcirNgIvQ9Y

"3,000 km to the south, the massive comet crashes into Earth. The light from the impact fades in silence. Then the shock waves arrive. Next comes the blast front. Finally a rain of molten rock starts to fall out of the darkening sky - this is the end of the age of the dinosaurs. The Comet struck the Gulf of Mexico with the force of 10 billion Hiroshima bombs. And with the catastrophic climate changes that followed 65% of all life died out. It took millions of years for the earth to recover but when it did the giant dinosaurs were gone - never to return." - WWD

IrritatorRaji

#575
August 27, 2018, 08:47:27 PM
Alvarezsaurs don't get enough love

ITdactyl

#576
August 28, 2018, 06:56:22 AM Last Edit: August 28, 2018, 06:57:19 AM by ITdactyl
If this was posted a while back, I apologize for reposting... its just... I must... I can't... *gasps for air*... hah... hah...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwoQhELxN8

IrritatorRaji

#577
August 29, 2018, 05:54:26 PM
So, I can't cook

But I tried to make dinosaur and egg brownies today

Um....


Lizerd

#578
August 29, 2018, 10:36:17 PM
You could try making speculaas cookies with a cookie cutter
But you don't need to, those things look...
here is my joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioi3agI-Vk
If you wonder where I'm active now, you can find me here- http://www.lustria-online.com/members/lizerd.17772/
It's been a good run here

Andreioli

#579
September 30, 2018, 05:23:39 PM
While on my daily routine of patroling the "Dinosaur Collectables" section of eBay UK, today I stumbled upon two mammals offered up, live ones:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-Complete-Arseholes/352473181059?hash=item521109eb83:g:racAAOSw7W1br~5r

I'm curious of what the wining bid will be.

I've just realised: this could me human traficking, so it's not funny.

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