Corrupt a wish

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but in the end you abandon it for another worse original corruption

I wish I had a month of electricity totally free.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but in the end you abandon it for another worse original corruption

I wish I had a month of electricity totally free.

granted, since you have all of that free elctricity, you create a electricity tycoon and you become some kind of electricity mob boss- yeah, you know where this is going


I wish all my responses these days were not scripts for a new Planet of the apes movie

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted; you now live in the Planet of The Apes Universe, so no movies about it would be made

I wish EoFauna had more money to make figures

[CityRaptor]

Granted but they have so much money that they no longer bother with quality.

I wish that Bullyland was back in shape.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but they will make dinosaurs based on the Disney movie.

I wish to eat healthy food for free.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but they will make dinosaurs based on the Disney movie.

I wish to eat healthy food for free.

Granted. Since you have it all for free, you start some kind of healthy food scam and you become some kind of healthy food mob boss-Ah crap, not again


I wish i didnt keep on milking the same joke

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you will be the one getting milked instead as you turn into a cow.

I wish people actually bothered to read the text on the bellies of figures before putting them on eBay.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but this means it's now impossible to get a super rare figure for a bargain price.

I wish that anti science movements would finally be defeated once and for all

[Stegotyranno420]

@Gothmog the Baryonyx granted, but all science movements are also defeated in the mix



I wish i had trail mix

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted.

I wish to live

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you build your house out of the habitat of the world's most adorable snail, so your existence causes its extinction. Way to go.

I wish I could take photos by blinking my eyelids just right.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but you build your house out of the habitat of the world's most adorable snail, so your existence causes its extinction. Way to go.

I wish I could take photos by blinking my eyelids just right.

Granted, but a jealous old lady hires an Ophthalmologists hitman to gouge your eyes out.


I wish that the simpsons started making old style episodes again with good plots and they forgot about guest stars

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but Homer Simpson would become intelligent and thorough and the child and adult audience would stop watching that series because it would become a boring series worse than it is currently without good plots and therefore said series would stop being broadcast.

I wish that the moths would not eat the garments and that they would mend the torn garments perfectly leaving the garments new.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but Homer Simpson would become intelligent and thorough and the child and adult audience would stop watching that series because it would become a boring series worse than it is currently without good plots and therefore said series would stop being broadcast.

I wish that the moths would not eat the garments and that they would mend the torn garments perfectly leaving the garments new.

honestly, i'd kinda like that

As for the moths, they go on strike because of low wages. And they develop a secret diesease in their moth labs to detsroy humanity, and moths take over the world!

i wish hyper agressive apes got replaced by their happy, funny, juvenile counterparts

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted; But due to the apes never reaching maturity, they soon go extinct.

I wish for the random chimp event

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted; But due to the apes never reaching maturity, they soon go extinct.

I wish for the random chimp event

Excellent, EAT THAT DR ZAIUS

bTw a chimp gets a gun and shoots you, if that what you mean by chimp event


I wish i became king of the world and no body was able to stop me

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you due to exact words, you are stopped by a cowboy named Nobody:


I wish for a final The Land before Time movie that is more on par with the first one.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted; It's releasing in 2011201920192

I wish

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you have all the nothing you could ever want. It's overwhelming and it drives you mad.


I wish for extendable limbs like Inspector Gadget.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but those extensible limbs will cause very painful dislocations.

I wish that I would never win the lottery and that bad fortune would haunt me.