Corrupt a wish

[Subduction]

Granted, but the movies are awful. They have awful acting/direction, visuals, and characters. Just everything about them is awful.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Stegotyranno420]

You know where this is gonna go. One day you are chatting with a cat and the next day the entire human race is enslaved

I wish can time travel

[indohyus]

Granted but you can only visit the most terrible and virulent times in history.

I wish I enjoyed shellfish.

[Subduction]

Granted, but now everything else tastes like garbage.

I wish I could teleport.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but you can only teleport 3 foot away from where you are standing.

I wish that vaquitas won't go extinct

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but now everything else tastes like garbage.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted to teleport inside a volcano

I wish I can sculpt better

[Shonisaurus]

Granted to teleport inside a volcano

I wish I can sculpt better

[Halichoeres]

@Shonisaurus I think you copied and pasted the wrong thing!

[Shonisaurus]

@Halichoeres In this case I have not mistaken the thread. What happens is that the members of the DTF have written faster than I in this case responded to the Subduction message.

What happens is that both Gothmog el Baryonyx and Stegotyranno got ahead of me when writing the answer to Subduction, in this case the cause of this mess has been my Internet computer that is very slow.

[indohyus]

(I wish I could sculpt)

Granted, but only in materials that last only minutes.

I wish they would find the missing Doctor Who episodes.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but then you become missing...
Gee that was kind of dark

I wish canines still retained epicyonid traits

[Subduction]

I feel bad for corrupting this one because epicyons and other early canines are so cool but granted. But as a result, demon ducks never became extinct, evolved sentience and replaced human beings as the dominant species.

I wish tea tasted better.

[Stegotyranno420]

Not playing the game, but what are these demon ducks, i googled and i got results for quack the ripper

[Subduction]

@Stegotyranno420
Sorry, I should have used their proper names. Demon ducks are dromornithids. They were large, flightless birds native to Australia. Here's a wikipedia article on them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromornithidae

[indohyus]

Granted, but everything else tastes worse.

I wish my dogs had better spatial awareness.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it would become unbearable and they would ignore you.

I wish that I could collect my retirement pension without being retired and for life without the need to grow old and without having to work more.

[Subduction]

Granted, but 99.9% of your retirement money is going towards taxes now.

I wish people wouldn't get so offended easily nowadays.

[indohyus]

Granted but they are overly indifferent.

I wish the weather would improve.

[Subduction]

Granted, but since you never specified for how long, the weather only improves for a day.

I wish I was better at managing my time.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it would end with your death anyway.

I wish animals spoke like people.