Corrupt a wish

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but that means no anime either.

I wish that the giant Alaskan Troodontid gets a name.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but that means no anime either.

I wish that the giant Alaskan Troodontid gets a name.

YES! I KILLED 2 BIRD WITH 1 WISH

Anyways, the troodontid is name Hippiecoolraptor radicaldudensis

I wish all food was healthy and affordable

[Lynx]

Granted, but now chaos happens due to their not being enough healthy food to go around for everyone. Countries create bans on other nations crops and also block others from eating theirs. Wars wage, and soon human population drops to 5. Unfortunately all five people are males so they grow old and die. And all of a sudden just because of somebody wanting healthy and affordable food, humans go extinct.

I wish I had every PNSO and Eofauna figure with good quality. (oh god I just realized how easy this one is to corrupt)

[Stegotyranno420]

@Lynx your corruption sounds like something i would had said


Also, all your figures burn in a fire


I wish i had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 churros

[Lynx]

@Lynx your corruption sounds like something i would had said


Also, all your figures burn in a fire


I wish i had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 churros

Granted, but a group of people team up to assassinate you and steal the churros for money

I wish microraptors still existed and replaced birds as pets.

Oh my god, it would be ADORABLE. Just imagine a little microraptor snuggling up on your lap

[Stegotyranno420]

They eat you alive


I wish we had pet dodos

[indohyus]

Granted but they attack you quite often.

I wish there were good manga/anime live action movies.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they're all directed by Woody Allen.

I wish my building had a swimming pool.

[indohyus]

Granted, it's an outdoor pool with a major pest problem.

I wish I knew how to repair latex props.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted, but in exchange you forget how to breathe

I wish i could be king of the worl

[indohyus]

Granted, you are king of whorls (ammonites and snails), but nothing else listens to you.

Wish I could get my baked potatoes cooked right.

[Stegotyranno420]

Damn it, autocorrect never does its job when its supposed to

anyways, you start getting it right, but the potoes rebel and bake you


i wish i could have all the figures in the world for free

[Halichoeres]

ALL of them? Granted, but the stress of having them occupy so much space robs you of any enjoyment of them. Also your dogs chew all your favorite ones.

I wish daylight saving were permanent. No more falling back, no more changing clocks.

[Stegotyranno420]

Also your dogs chew all your favorite ones.

To be fair, i never really cared for that company, no offense to the sculptors or their fans

Granted, no more Daylight savings, but u traded it for much more frequent meteors, anti-vax riots, wild wolverines, and anti-maskers in our homes and cities now.

I wish people like flat earthers and anti-vaxxers got a grip on reality

[indohyus]

Granted, but they find new rubbish to believe.

I wish I could watch Doctor Who and Marco Polo.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's dubbed in Bulgarian.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but you need more food, causing you too eat more fats. You become so fat you blow up


I wish the Dinotoyforum formed an empire that will span from the Indus River to the Lake of Loch Ness to the Snows of Chicago, and we were an indomitable force, conquering all of our enemies, and causing a renaissance in dinosaur culture to the general public. Our Emperor will be Dr Admin, the Council will be the Moderators, and International Relations will be the social media team, the Scribes will be Reviewers, the artists will be the customizers and paleoartists. Our empire will last for more than 1000 years in international union and peace...

[Lynx]

Granted, but you need more food, causing you too eat more fats. You become so fat you blow up


I wish the Dinotoyforum formed an empire that will span from the Indus River to the Lake of Loch Ness to the Snows of Chicago, and we were an indomitable force, conquering all of our enemies, and causing a renaissance in dinosaur culture to the general public. Our Emperor will be Dr Admin, the Council will be the Moderators, and International Relations will be the social media team, the Scribes will be Reviewers, the artists will be the customizers and paleoartists. Our empire will last for more than 1000 years in international union and peace...

Granted, but after those 1000 years the empire has a civil war between the collectors and the actual figures. The collectors do nothing but lay in their bed all day and type responses on "Corrupt a Wish" so the figures are able to catch them by surprise. How would they take down the collectors though? Well, they decided falling on top of their heads was the best way to go. Most of the members died, but some only got in a coma and woke up later on. These last few members, after awaking, formed a rebellion and killed off the figure army in their location. Now it was time to take back the empire. They used flamethrowers and chainsaws, (like that one guy did to the schleich acro). It was touch work and the rebels suffered a few losses, but in the end the figures were no match for the power tools. Once again, the empire united, and peace reigned again.

I wish for all the retired safari figures to return.
(Also, if you would like I will post the entire story in General)

[Stegotyranno420]

sure, i would love to hear it my friend
anyways they do return, but cost a fortune

i wish i could peacefully roam in the pacific northwestern wilderness

[indohyus]

Granted, but there is nothing to see now.

I wish cherry pepsi wasn't so chemically tasting.