Corrupt a wish

[Lynx]

Granted, now it has the natural taste of bear droppings.

I wish for this hail storm to stop.
(also, the current story has been posted in general)

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but a Tsunami happens somehow


I wish The Simpsons reverted to the classical style

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but it lasts half an episode before being cancelled, and ends part way through a joke.

I wish that Primeval was renewed for at least 3 more years

[Stegotyranno420]

granted, they show obscure and accurate dinosaurs and other prehis-oh wait, never mind, its all scaly raptors and jp rexes.


I wish that i'd be able to get the PNSO carcharodontosaurus

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's hollow and full of spiders. The first night you have it, they emerge, mate, and lay eggs all over your room and in your ear.

I wish I could echolocate.

[Subduction]

Granted, but now you've been transformed into a shrew that can echolocate.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but there is always a floating sign that says " Subductions here, beat her up so she knows that she needs to make wiser wishes"

I wish to meet my (presumed ) ancestors, the Aryans/ Indo Iranians, and we could have a peaceful, nice, safe conversation, and i could understand them(i could understand sanskrit if they speak it slow enough, and i could always use a translator)

[indohyus]

Granted, but you can't go back to your own time and risk creating a paradox.

I wish I could draw well.

[Stegotyranno420]

You already do my friend...


I wish for racial equality

[Halichoeres]

Granted, all races are equally extinct after an asteroid strikes Earth.

I wish Jurassic World had never been made.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted. People lose interest in dinosaurs and burn museums and other paleo stuff

I wish we tarred and feathered David peters

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but that just reinforces the conspiracy mindset of pseudoscience adherents, and even worse charlatans emerge to take his place.

I wish people would leash their dogs.

[indohyus]

Granted, they are also all permanently muzzled.

I wish I was better at scrabble.

[Newt]

Granted, but you become so good nobody wants to play with you.


I wish I was a little bit taller...

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you still aren't a baller. And what's more, you bump your head on things.

I wish I could reliably identify edible mushrooms.

[Stegotyranno420]

Ok, but Toxic mushrooms gain sapience and the ability to identify you. and then they grow legs in a cliche cartoonish manner and jump onto you and start biting you in a very unscientific and inaccurate way, and you die

I wish among us didn't exist/ceased to exist. THAT GAME IS EVERYWHERE !

[Lynx]

Granted, but all videos and rip-offs of it still exist.

I wish minecraft roleplayers did not exist.

[indohyus]

Granted, more irritating versions appear.

I wish skype had better audio connection.

[Lynx]

Granted, the audio connection is perfect, but now the audio itself sucks.

I wish to be better at art

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's at the expense of your sanity and all your interpersonal relationships.

I wish spring break were two weeks.