Corrupt a wish

[indohyus]

Granted, you wake up to a worse version of reality.

I wish veggies tasted nicer.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, you wake up to a worse version of reality.

I wish veggies tasted nicer.

Granted. They have now so much sugar in them we suffer cavities eating them.

I wish I was the smartest woman in the world.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but you are also the last person left

I wish certain groups people will stop hating Indians so much. They are encouraging our young ones to become westernized and hate their own culture.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but they start hating themselves instead, causing fights to break out

I wish that I knew who Joe is

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you dont know basic math now

I wish the MLP Spinosaurus was put on hold for the summer/ July next year,  so that way, the company actually has a more stable chance of success rather than rushing

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the company goes bankrupt financially and disappears and they don't make more dinosaurs.

I wish I had a free coconut ice cream.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but you immediately drop it onthe floor.

I wish that Yutyrannus doesn't end up being a junior synonym of Sinosauropteryx.

[ITdactyl]

Granted. It'll be a junior synonym of Dilong instead.

I wish there was a nearby shop that sells fish and chips 24/7.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you immediately drop it onthe floor.

I wish that Yutyrannus doesn't end up being a junior synonym of Sinosauropteryx.

Sorry for breaking game order, but is this a random thing or this is serious thing?

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but you immediately drop it onthe floor.

I wish that Yutyrannus doesn't end up being a junior synonym of Sinosauropteryx.

Sorry for breaking game order, but is this a random thing or this is serious thing?

@Stegotyranno420 both. After a recent paper saying Scipyonyx is a juvenile Carcharodontosaur and that Compsognathidae may be a paraphyletic group consisting of the young/juvenile of many different Tetanurae, there is a chance that Sinosauropteryx is a juvenile Yutyrannus, in which case the name Sinosauropteryx takes priority.

Granted but the fish in question are seahorses.

I wish that a rat didn't keep coming into the birdtable in the garden.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but a cat will enter that will eat the birds in the event that said bird table is filled with those cute little animals.

I wish that the clothes did not need to be dyed, that they were cleaned with only the action of the washing machine. I want to save on the dyeing of jackets and pants.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but you immediately drop it onthe floor.

I wish that Yutyrannus doesn't end up being a junior synonym of Sinosauropteryx.

Sorry for breaking game order, but is this a random thing or this is serious thing?

@Stegotyranno420 both. After a recent paper saying Scipyonyx is a juvenile Carcharodontosaur and that Compsognathidae may be a paraphyletic group consisting of the young/juvenile of many different Tetanurae, there is a chance that Sinosauropteryx is a juvenile Yutyrannus, in which case the name Sinosauropteryx takes priority.

Granted but the fish in question are seahorses.

I wish that a rat didn't keep coming into the birdtable in the garden.

Then that'd be a senior synonym

[Halichoeres]

I wish that the clothes did not need to be dyed, that they were cleaned with only the action of the washing machine. I want to save on the dyeing of jackets and pants.

Granted, but it's because detergent is added to the water supply. Every drink you take from the faucet tastes like soap.

I wish for a fish tank in my office.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but you immediately drop it onthe floor.

I wish that Yutyrannus doesn't end up being a junior synonym of Sinosauropteryx.

Sorry for breaking game order, but is this a random thing or this is serious thing?

@Stegotyranno420 both. After a recent paper saying Scipyonyx is a juvenile Carcharodontosaur and that Compsognathidae may be a paraphyletic group consisting of the young/juvenile of many different Tetanurae, there is a chance that Sinosauropteryx is a juvenile Yutyrannus, in which case the name Sinosauropteryx takes priority.

Granted but the fish in question are seahorses.

I wish that a rat didn't keep coming into the birdtable in the garden.

Then that'd be a senior synonym

@GojiraGuy1954 no, because Sinosauropteryx was named before Yutyrannus so the name Sinosauropteryx takes priority and Yutyrannus would be a junior synonym

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but you immediately drop it onthe floor.

I wish that Yutyrannus doesn't end up being a junior synonym of Sinosauropteryx.

Sorry for breaking game order, but is this a random thing or this is serious thing?

@Stegotyranno420 both. After a recent paper saying Scipyonyx is a juvenile Carcharodontosaur and that Compsognathidae may be a paraphyletic group consisting of the young/juvenile of many different Tetanurae, there is a chance that Sinosauropteryx is a juvenile Yutyrannus, in which case the name Sinosauropteryx takes priority.

Granted but the fish in question are seahorses.

I wish that a rat didn't keep coming into the birdtable in the garden.

Then that'd be a senior synonym

@GojiraGuy1954 no, because Sinosauropteryx was named before Yutyrannus so the name Sinosauropteryx takes priority and Yutyrannus would be a junior synonym

Oh right I was under the impression that it was referring to the physical growth stage of said animal

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but the fish are too big to fit


I wish politics didnt keep coming back up in my life. I hate politics but due to its inescapable nature I find my self always talking about such matters. I wish this did not need to be the case

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but only because you now live in a country where your voice no longer matters, and people are banned from talking about anything political.

I wish that the Mesozoic Life kickstarter was fully funded

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but the price of the figure becomes twice as high for some reason 


I wish I could fly

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but you would have wings like the son of Icarus, you would fly at first but then, being your wax wings, they would melt and you would fall into the void.

I wish that prehistoric mammals and amphibians had as much commercial presence as dinosaurs.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but only because Schleich releases 20 every year, all rushed and ugly.

I wish for Tyrannosaurus to gain long arms