Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it's a "Saber Tooth Tiger"




I wish Papo made a Yutyrannus.

[Brocc21]

But it's featherless and looks like a King Kong monster (so the rebor one)

I wish I could jump really high

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but jumping really high is now your only method of locomotion.

I wish that some company made a nice big decent sized and very accurate Hadrosaur figure.

[Brocc21]

I can't even think of a way to corrupts that, or want to for that matter.

I want to respwan after I die like a video game.

[Halichoeres]

I want to respwan after I die like a video game.

Granted, but you respawn over a lava pit, fall in and die, and respawn in the same location only to die again, in an excruciating infinite loop.

I wish my bike tires would never go flat.

[Brocc21]

There metal an rub against the bike causing sparks and a "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREREREREEEEEEEE" noise.

I wish I had a bird

[Loon]

Granted, but it's just your foot that's been deformed into a cruel  imitation of a bird. It cries out, as it's gained thought. You're no longer able to go outside, as it fears the outside world; for it knows the cruelty of man.

I wish How to Train Your Dragon 3 had good toys.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it's just your foot that's been deformed into a cruel  imitation of a bird. It cries out, as it's gained thought. You're no longer able to go outside, as it fears the outside world; for it knows the cruelty of man.

I wish How to Train Your Dragon 3 had good toys.

Granted, but the movie is horrible and filled with pop-culture references.

I wish Safari LTD figures and the JW Mosasaurus would appear in britain.

[Loon]

Granted, but they appear only as pictures on your phone, and are never released there.

I wish someone would wish something for me, my dog woke me up.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they appear only as pictures on your phone, and are never released there.

I wish someone would wish something for me, my dog woke me up.

Granted, but they wish for communism.


I wish for the SH Monsterarts godzilla 2019 figures to be the same price as NECA figures

[Ravonium]

Granted, but this leads to a strike in the SH Monsterarts factory, as the workers are being paid nothing. The company then collapses and is bought by the competition.

I wish for 9 lives.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but this leads to a strike in the SH Monsterarts factory, as the workers are being paid nothing. The company then collapses and is bought by the competition.

I wish for 9 lives.

Granted, but you are turned into a CD player for the rest of your life.

I wish that Toho Kingdom would accept my registration.

[Loon]

Granted, but it always redirects you to the website for the Matthew Broderick Godzilla.

I wish for those dino rivals cards to stop getting glued to the cardboard.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but they somehow end up gluing to the air instead.

I wish for a wish.

[Brocc21]

You get a wish but it needs a sacrifice, like a family members health.

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

[Loon]

Granted, but she's your sister.

I wish Sordes wasn't so filthy.

[Brocc21]

Granted, but he just trash talks you.

I wish I wish I had a fish

[Halichoeres]

I wish I wish I had a fish

Granted, but it's a waspfish and it stings you mercilessly the first time you try to do a water change.

I wish the cafeteria on the campus where I work were open today.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the discovery of a mold outbreak causes it to close immediately after opening.

I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.

[Brocc21]

It doesn't, but you get an extra day at the end of the year.

I wish I had cactus powers