Corrupt a wish

[MLMjp]

Granted, but that means Safari goes back to have restrictions in what type of figures they can make and they make less figures and also the theropods are still being done in those tripod poses that people were tired of.

I wish that studying for exams would only take me a few minutes.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, I would do the exam to the letter, but you would forget the moment of what you wrote. The teacher would distrust an exam with photographic memory and ask you, you would not know what to answer and it would suspend you.

I wish we would always remember the good times of our life and forget the bad times definitely.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but being unable to remember the bad things leads us to not realise why they were bad in the first place, causing us to do them again.

I wish I was a famous youtuber.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you are famous for being the most hated youtuber of all time, and your bitterness leads you to abandon the internet, and eventually all modern technology. You decide instead to live as a hermit in a secluded cave on a mountain side, yet you still feel helplessly compelled to rehearse your youtube videos to an audience of pebbles and assorted fungi.

I wish I had a tiny magical box that could store an unlimited number of objects inside without ever getting any heavier than a matchbox, and I could retrieve any object I wanted from inside just by clicking my fingers and thinking about it.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but one day, you accidentally walk near the box thinking about Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, so you click your fingers to imitate it, and then poof - it appears in front of you. After putting it on, you, out of sheer curiosity, decide to click your fingers again. This causes another one to appear, which, after an hour of struggling, you finally put on. You then go downstairs, only to find your entire family dead in the living room, in response to which you, in order to repent what you just did, click your fingers again. This kills both halves of the population still alive, including you.

I really wish that I didn't think of that scenario.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but instead you thought of a scenario where instead of being blinked out of existence, Silvanusaurus's snapping causes people to endure eternal torture.

I wish toy makers read the DTF's "in the news" section.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted they will read the DTF news but they would not pay any attention to us.

I wish that the letters of a novel would engage in battle with the numbers on the pages, sometimes winning the letters and sometimes the numbers.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but now your novel that you worked on for ten years is ruined.

I wish could morph into an immortal kaiju at will.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but instead you would be captured and tortured for eternity.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but said sandwich is corrupted and expired.

I wish that the basilosaurus was not extinct and that it crossed the Atlantic and Pacific seas.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but it would eat you.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but I don't know what that word means, and i can't be bothered to google it, so you get nothing.

I wish to be a living embodiment of the letter A.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but everyone calls you an A-hole.

I wish I could grow a cape of back hair for warmth.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but in summer you would be hot.

I wish that the letter Z was the most used letter of the alphabet.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but the dialogue of novels, comic books, screenplays, and court proceedings just look like everyone is asleep. (This joke probably only makes sense in English)

I wish I could telescope my fingers and unfurl a membrane to make an instant hand-umbrella.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but as your hand also now has the weaknesses of an umbrella, with a strong gust of wind causing your fingers to be bend painfully.

I wish I was the absolute Ruler of Earth.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but I am going to set you on fire for being a dictator.

I wish I no longer had PTSD.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted. You have aids now.

I wish for fortnite and Mark Ass Brownlee

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but due to a mishearing you get four knights and a marked up brownie.

I wish Homo sapiens lived up to its name.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but it does not stop being a monkey and ends up succumbing to its most primal instincts.

I wish that all carnivorous and omnivorous animals (such as lions, cheetahs, pumas) would be peaceful herbivores and live peacefully with the rest of the world fauna.