Corrupt a wish

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but they start ripping off Disney's Dinosaur and "The Good Dinosaur" instead. Just to remind you:


I wish companies would produce less mammals ( looking at you, Homo and Equus! ) and more of everything else.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted toy dinosaur brands will not produce prehistoric mammals but will produce prehistoric insects exclusively by abandoning the production of vertebrates.

I wish that all the peoples of the world were sisters and that no one in this world was at war. I want world peace.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but we all die from global warming.

I wish I would stop having nightmares.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that's because they have become real.

I wish Hulk was President of the United States.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but Hulk in a fit of rage would destroy the US and the rest of the world.

I wish I could live under water without having problems being hunted by any predator including the human being.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it means you have to travel to the year 3000, where not much has changed but they live underwater, and your great, great, great granddaughter... is pretty fine.

I wish I could immediately know the correct answer to absolutely any question asked of me.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but no one believes your answers.

I wish I could corrupt one of Halichoeres' wishes without having him die at the end.

[Lizerd]

Granted but instead you die.

I wish my finals were over.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you now have to do a university/college degree instead.

Slightly on the same topic, I wish I didn't have exams starting next week.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but all subjects will be suspended when the next exams are called.

I want a real zoo of prehistoric mammals and other animals of the Ice Age.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but due to frog DNA being used to fill in gaps in their genome, they are all hairless. And then things go downhill when the scientists cook up a hybrid.

I wish mammals and boosts were removed from Jurassic World Alive.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but the whole game gets removed.

I want to eat my dinner in peace.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it means everything and everyone that surrounds you and your dinner is immediately and irreversibly evaporated, so that nothing can disturb you.

I wish I could be completely alert and feel fully awake and energetic no matter how little sleep I got the night before.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but because you do not sleep you are uptight and angry all day because despite being awake and energetic you do not relax with a good sleep.

I wish my dinosaurs would never get dirty and I did not have to clean them every week at least.

[CityRaptor]

Granted! But the display cases they are in now need to be cleaned every day.
( Maybe you should actually invest in some of these...no, they do not need be cleaned every day in real life )

I wish for a diorama that can be transported easily and without the danger of damaging it!

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it loses detail to achieve this.

I wish I had a 'significant other'.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but the 'significant other' is a sentient banana who you can only communicate with telepathically. As you persevere with the relationship everyone around you starts to think you have become seriously mentally ill. Eventually in order to prove to you that you are simply imagining the whole affair, a doctor takes the banana, peels it and eats it right in front of you, but of course only you can hear its agonising screams.

I wish fire couldn't actually cause any physical harm to human beings.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the ice would cause the same damage as the fire and would be its substitute globally. We would return to the Ice Age and many human beings would die of hypothermia.

I would like to have a hippopotamus in my house as a pet without causing damage and financially help in my family home.

[Halichoeres]

Man, I have missed some good wishes and some even better corruptions lately.

I would like to have a hippopotamus in my house as a pet without causing damage and financially help in my family home.

Granted, but the only reason it does no damage and costs little money is that dislikes the company of humans, so it sits in a corner and refuses to eat. It rapidly wastes away, moaning pitifully all the while.

I wish that every time I ate ice cream and other fattening foods, it made my enemies thrice as fat.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but then they become giant blobs or fat and flesh that devour little children. And it's all your fault.

I wish for a nice large pizza.