Corrupt a wish

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it has pineapple on the top (oh wow, a pineapple pizza joke, so funny and original  )

I wish for multiple wishes.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but as the rules of the game, they are all corrupted.

I wish for an organism that can feed on most forms of pollution!

[Ravonium]

Granted, but in the process of digesting the pollution, the organism produces even more polluting chemicals (which it excretes, and are the only types of pollution it cannot digest), meaning that every problem that already comes with pollution becomes ten times worse.

I wish all the resources for my diorama contest entry arrived today.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted you will get the resources for the diorama but you will not win the contest.

I wish that books were dynamic flying like birds and that birds were static and inanimate like books.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that leads to the extinction of birds ( with all the consequences ) and people no longer wanting books since they are impossible to read.

I wish that for once Shonisaurus wished for something that actually needs to be corrupted to have terrible consequences.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but his wish is for Minya to become real.

I wish that Illumination stopped making movies

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the movies will be scary

I would like to be cured of my placid fascitis from morning to night and that no one in the world would suffer this pathology

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it only lasts one day.

I wish for a new rule on this game.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted but the new rule is that you are disqualified until the end of time.

I wish that I could visit alternate universes as an ethereal, indestructible observer, but could always return to my own current universe without causing any negative consequences.

[Lizerd]

Granted but others would be jealous, and thus you would be murdered by someone.

I wish I had a flame thrower 

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would end up burned.

I would like to eat delicious food dishes throughout the day and not get fat or sick from it.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but a horde of sweaty cannibals would eat you.

I wish I had a tasty lunch

[Brocc21]

Granted but it's filled with a mixture so volitile and spicy you have diarrhea 10x worse than any Taco Bell could create that you have to get a new rectum made from your belly button. And no one wants that.

I wish bad journalism would be impossible to create.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but all the journalists end up in jail for crimes they did not commit thanks to corrupt politicians.

I wish for a Dinosaur movie without humans or other primate sidekicks and without executive meddling.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted but the dinosaurs do speak like humans, and all of the roles are voiced and written by Kanye West, while the story is a thinly veiled piece of propaganda for his new presidential campaign.

I wish I had stayed in touch with friends I had over 10 years ago. 

[Brocc21]

Granted but you watch the slowly succumb to illness and insanity overtime.

I wish Dolphins had human level dexterity and apposable thumbs.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the dolphins would end up exterminating humans and taking over the scepter of the world.

I wish there was a beautiful jungle in all the deserts of the world comparable to the jungle of the Amazon.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but as soon as it is discovered, the entire rain forest is destroyed by logging companies.

I wish that someone would buy the Hachette Beasts & Beings complete collection I'm trying to sell.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it's a scalper.

I wish for this wish to not start an argument over politics.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you stat one over religion instead.

I wish I was swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, and strong as the mountain.