Corrupt a wish

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you failed to mention mental development, so they might have adult bodies, but mentally they are still children and teenagers.

Youtube and facebook I'm afraid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

I wish people had the ability to replace their teeth like saurians, instead of being stuck with two sets like other mammals.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it would mean that having multiple dentures like the saurians would suffer with constant pains in the mouth with the constant fall and birth of teeth throughout life. It would be a hell in life that kind of life.

I wish I had only in winter to have a layer of hair on my body like the  mammoth primigenius and not have to worry about the cold.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but when you take a walk in the woods a hunter mistakes you for a yeti and shoots you, taking your pelt to the nearest museum.

I wish my esophagus liked hot peppers as much as my tongue does.

[Ravonium]

Granted, now your tongue hates them.

I wish Safari Ltd's Mothman and Yeti were more naturalistic.

[Halichoeres]

Aw dang, I should have seen that coming.

Granted, but it's because they were modeled after actual specimens of both creatures held in captivity in Wyoming by the US federal government. Your figures are a little symbol of their suffering.

I wish Mothman and the Yeti would team up and break out.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but after about 30 minutes out of captivity, they are tranquillised by a government agent, who sends them to the CIA as part of an experiment. Despite pressure from various conspiracy theorists, this experiment is never heard from again.

Speaking of conspiracies, I wish I had a way of joining the Area 51 raid, just so I can see exactly what goes on there.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it turns out that Area 51 was just a nuclear test site, and it's extremely radioactive. All participants in the raid get untreatable cancer.

I wish for no more Tyrannosaurus figures for five years, and for each toymaker's slot that would otherwise have been so filled to instead be dedicated to a different Paleozoic fish of high quality.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but brands will begin to massively perform velociraptor based on the JP / JW series such as Rebor and Nanmu Studio and the figure will be more overrepresented than usual.

I would like to stay in my weight without having to eat and drink anything and feed only on the smells of the best foods that cook in the best restaurants in the world.

[Ravonium]

Granted, you end up losing weight and developing various nutrient deficiency diseases instead, as small molecules of food are not enough to provide you with adequate nutrition.

I wish this next wish would take effort to corrupt.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but the next wish will be twisted to begin with.

I wish for the ability to rewrite DNA on the fly in order to cure cancer...and turn people into dinosaurs!

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but each time you rewrite someone's DNA you unwittingly add a portion of irremovable frog DNA to them, which will only become apparent when they reproduce and their offspring are half frog-half human (or half dinosaur) monstrosities with bulbous eyes, massive sticky tongues and long springy legs, their ability to speak replaced with incomprehensible croaking. They soon become an illegal delicacy in the south of France.

I wish that it was confirmed irrefutably that 'heaven' exists after death, but that it has no association with any religion and every single person gets to go, but that once you get there it doesn't matter how you lived your life, everyone immediately has any cruel, bigoted, destructive, judgmental, evil and any other widely recognised negative traits removed from their personality, and gets to live out eternity in genuine, unfaltering peace and happiness among everyone else.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but since it's not associated with any religion's interpretation, you can now die in heaven, after which you don't get any other form of afterlife. As judgmental traits are now removed from humans, they now lack the ability to judge how dangerous anything is, meaning they all die within less than an hour of entering heaven.

I wish I did not have to intentionally misinterpret what Silvanusaurus said in order to corrupt his wish.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you'll have to misinterpret what I say, shonisaurus to corrupt a desire.

I wish that all the empires in the history of mankind would resurge simultaneously but without killing each other and coexisting peacefully without conflicts and wars of any kind.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but given conflicting territorial claims, they are only able to coexist peacefully in death. The empires exist and overlap, but only on paper. Nobody is left to read the treaties.

I wish my coffee maker had an ice cream setting.

[The Atroxious]

Granted, but the only flavors available are salmon, blue cheese, and edamame, and your coffee starts tasting like all three combined.

I wish I could go on a camping trip with a sapient, anthropomorphic avocado for company.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but after a bear steals all your provisions, and your car breaks down, your avocado companion starts to look delicious. The avocado is powerless to stop you, but is fully able to express to you how much they suffer as you consume them with a spoon to survive.

I wish avocados had gone extinct with their seed dispersers.

[Ravonium]

(off-topic, but thanks for teaching me something new about avocados)

Granted, but that means avocado toast jokes are never invented (not really a bad thing TBH, but there you go).

I wish my laptop and phone had infinite battery charge.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's because there's a small, leaky nuclear reactor in each. Enjoy the radiation poisoning.

I wish I knew what the squishy parts of ammonites looked like.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but its because you are transformed into an ammonite yourself and have to watch helplessly as you are dissected alive by an over-eager scientist whose one wish in all the world is to see what the squishy parts of ammonites looked like.

I wish that ice cream had exactly the same nutritional properties as a single fresh apple, but still tasted, looked and behaved exactly like ice cream.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the real apples have disappeared and the ice cream with the same properties of the apple would end up getting you fat.

I would like to go to the time tunnel and see the future news of dinosaurs and prehistoric animals with their catalogs for the next ten years at least until 2030.