Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but david Silva decides he's set for life and runs away with the cash.

I wish for
https://youtu.be/vvQdtlW5yJU

P.S. Can we press F for the thread image? It's gone now

[Halichoeres]

You wish for one hour of villager sounds? I think that corrupts itself.

I wish I understood your wishes.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you only come to understand after years of exhaustive research and intensive study that consumes your life and alienates you from the people and things you loved before.

I wish everything was ok.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted everything is fine but life would be boring.

I wish that dogs behave like rats (but without danger of causing pests and diseases) and I wish that rats behave like dogs, were affectionate animals (especially sewer rats) but yes, rats the size of dogs and dogs the size of rats.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they are used as weapons by the North Korean supreme leader.

I wish for
https://youtu.be/YZbNYcMbA-U

[Ravonium]

Granted, but he gives you avian flu.

I wish Swamp won.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's because Bad Newz bit his tongue halfway through the battle, so it's a victory with an asterisk.

I wish I had a slide that I could take to the bottom floor of my apartment building.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but the gas company enters your house and opens a huge gap in the ground under your slide and you take a terrible blow.

I wish that the Ice Age mammals come back to life and avoid climate change and save the earth.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but they come back as giant, human eating versions of themselves, called Titans...The surviving humans now live in fear of the Titans and are disgraced to live in these cages they call walls.

I wish for a clean, safe energy source.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted but its made from the liquefied flesh and bone of everyone you love.

I wish for a reboot of the Jurassic Park franchise, but instead of Dinosaurs, its all prehistoric/extinct species of fish, and nothing really goes wrong, everyone just goes to the fish park and has a nice time. It is panned by critics but gains a cult following.

[Halichoeres]

I don't want to corrupt that, it sounds wonderful! But okay, granted, but all of the DNA used to clone the fishes comes from those horrible isopod parasites that eat and then replace fish tongues.

I wish I could whistle melody and harmony simultaneously.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would become a flute an inanimate instrument and would be in contact with the mouth of all the members of an orchestra.

I wish that the fish had feathers and scales at the same time and that they could fly like birds.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but they also become robots:


I wish for a wish to corrupt!

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, it's one you don't want to corrupt.

I wish for the council of water sheep to be alive

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they are all subjected to laryngectomies so we don't have to hear their prating.

I wish for no further Minecraft-related wishes.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but there will be wishes related to Fortnite instead.

I wish for the power to temporarily merge two or more creatures ( including myself ) with each other, creating powerful Fusions!

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, you merge with these creatures when you touch them, and are merging with bacteria every second.

i wish i remembered to put a wish

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but the wish was an impenetrable allusion.

I wish for a karaoke party.

[Brocc21]

Granted but the speakers only play kids bop

I wish I had four arms.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but your second set of arms is fashioned from your feet, and you end up having to use them to walk, but they're just much worse at the task now that they're arms.

I wish Uber and Lyft would go out of business.