Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, we all die from lack of protein. Only herbivores remain, and overpopulate the earth.

I wish for a CollectA Siats

[Syndicate Bias]

Granted, but only 100 are made making it very dfficult to obtain.

I wish to have the full list of every release that will ever be made by every dinosaur company like Papo, Rebor, CollectA, Safari etc...

I will leak them all 

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but but the hackers of the companies Papo, Rebor, Collecta, Safari among others would take you to the courts and ruin you financially and put you in jail since the Chinese brands would make fakes of these figures and the counterfeits of such figures would be so good smuggling that would sink the rest of the mentioned brands of a lifetime and the toy market would sink. We would run out of toy dinosaurs and even resin. The forum would disappear.

I wish a new collection / toy chasmosaurus that has nothing to do with BoTM and is made of solid PVC and of outstanding quality.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted but its the size of a small moon and has to be kept in orbit around the earth, not only does the gravitational disruption have catastrophic consequences for the planet, but it also just looks really silly when it moves through the night sky.

I wish you well and hope you succeed.

[CityRaptor]

Unfotunately the one you wished that to is this guy:


I wish for a six foot turkey!

[Mirroraptor]

Granted but it will attack you and eat you right away, just like attack a Zephyrosaurus.

I wish I have my own private jet and airport!

[Kotori_Sonoda]

The private jet is broken requiring massive repairs and your airport is right in the center of Antarctica.

I wish that before scientists think that they could, they should think if they should!

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, all scientists are now mad scientists, so they do it anyway.

I wish for Youtube to stop being silly (Like the COPPA Situation)

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it's now just videos about how to fold fitted sheets.

I wish for a full megalodon skeleton to be found, and I wish for it to actually be two meters long, with only six giant protruding teeth in each row, making it look like a ridiculous cartoon shark.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that's so hilarious that the wish can't be corrupted, causing a change in the timeline that results in old Meg never going extinct and having the ability to form sharknados if enough of them are present.

I wish for the perfect robot maid to take care of my collection. No accidental or deliberate damage caused by clumsyness, faulty programming or hacking. Oh and she does not go on a killing spree, even if she may have a sassy attitude towards humans. 

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but that maid robot would end up being hateful for your family, neighbors and friends and they would end up destroying it out of spite since you would profess more love to the robot than to them.

I wish a year of universal peace (if only one).

[MLMjp]

Granted, but that maid robot would end up being hateful for your family, neighbors and friends and they would end up destroying it out of spite since you would profess more love to the robot than to them.

I wish a year of universal peace (if only one).

Granted, next year a global war will start.

I wish that figures and collectibles didn't have quality control issues.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but because of this they take 1000 years to make. Each.

I wish for a wish chain that wishes for letters

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but the numbers would disappear and you couldn't guess the number of wish chains.

I wish that a new site of one hundred thousand dinosaurs and other mummified and perfectly preserved prehistoric animals would be discovered.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but it is located on land owned by creationists.

I wish for a remake of Star Wars...but every character is a scientifically accurate dinosaur.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, every character is a Psittacosaurus. They have a hard time handling light sabers. The box office failure does what the Star Wars Christmas Special could not: destroy the franchise.

I wish for the new Disney streaming service to be a colossal failure.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but because of this, Disney cancels all National Geographic programming.

I wish for Papo to make a JW Mosasaurus, and give me one that's in perfect condition for free, and it will not get lost in transport, and I will not lose or break it, and I will not become obsessed with it, or be harmed/killed by it, etc.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it will be the last one you receive from an online store since the rest of the orders you make of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals will come broken or the orders will be lost or you will receive them damaged.

I wish a giganotosaurus, a masiakasaurus and a stygimoloch of Papo in this next year 2020.

[Loon]

Granted, but they're all sculpted like the Amargasaurus.

I wish I wasn't such a failure.

[Mirroraptor]

Granted, you will become as successful as Mr. Charles Darwin, but then it attracted academic opponents, they are so aggressive that they try to destroy your reputation.

I wish that JR railway will no longer be crowded at afternoon.