Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but they all have bad paint jobs. The whole line goes under due to poor sales.

I wish for built-in zoom for my eyeballs so I can look at stuff that's way over there *gestures into the distance*

Granted, you saw something you should had not seen and now you are under hostage by the government

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, your wish for nothing has caused everything to cease to exist.

I wish for another wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, your wish for nothing has caused everything to cease to exist.

I wish for another wish

Granted, your new wish is this: All of your previous wishes never existed
I wish for this thread to end

[Ravonium]

Granted, but true threads don't end; they just get revived.

I wish I did not use a terrible joke to corrupt Stegotyranno's wish.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but true threads don't end; they just get revived.

I wish I did not use a terrible joke to corrupt Stegotyranno's wish.

Granted, but because your joke never corrupts it, the thread is gonna go 
I wish for everything

[Kotori_Sonoda]

Wishing for everything means Santa's elves have to work overtime causing them to miss their Christmas deadline. Now Christmas is postponed this year, to the disappointment of children everywhere.

I want the Vampire Killer whip!

[Stegotyranno420]

Wishing for everything means Santa's elves have to work overtime causing them to miss their Christmas deadline. Now Christmas is postponed this year, to the disappointment of children everywhere.

But that also means i wish for them to have to work undertime, but i also cause  destruction of the universe, and i destroy the wish you made.
i wished for EVERYTHING

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, whenever you whip someone with it it turns them into a vampire.

I wish for the letter A

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, whenever you whip someone with it it turns them into a vampire.

I wish for the letter A

A...BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Grant

I wish for the letter B.

[Stegotyranno420]

Grant

I wish for the letter B.

B

Spoiler

CDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[close]

I wish for the DTF to cease to exist

[Mirroraptor]

Granted, But it just changed its name to 'Prehistoric reptile toy forum'.

I wish for everyone becomes rational.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but this stops being true as soon as the next baby is born.

I wish for a pizza.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but this stops being true as soon as the next baby is born.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted its moldy

I wish fo-

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, you turn into a-

I wish for the letter C

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, you turn into a-

I wish for the letter C

https://ridervo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/No.jpg

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you turn into a-

I wish for the letter C

https://ridervo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/No.jpg

Gotta make a wish, yo.

[Ravonium]

I wish I had all the money currently in circulation worldwide.

[Stegotyranno420]

@Halichoeres I wish i did not have to make a wish

[Halichoeres]

Granted, nothing you hope for comes true ever again.

I wish for Elon Musk to launch himself into the sun.