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A story

Started by Soopairik, December 06, 2017, 11:30:25 PM

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Ravonium

#100
...a man dressed as a potato, Demon Donkey, the entire population of Buford, WY, the mascots of the 2012 Olympics and, worst of all, a kid's show character called...


Lizerd

Yunck, who was a hardcore yuncker.
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Ravonium

Meanwhile, back on the DTF, due to everyone being in debt to repay their moderator subscription, a revolution occurred, led by Ravonium. He decided to make the DTF a...

Lizerd

predatory real estate sales-men who's hunting methods included...
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Archosauria

Breaking into people's houses at night and placing Alaskan salmon filets under their pillows.
"Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the earth, but they are alive and well in our imaginations"

-Steve Miller

Ravonium

Realising that this wasn't good, Ravonium started another revolution that made the DTF communist. Now everyone had the same number of posts. This, though, would lead to...

Archosauria

Chaos and disorder among the members, who were prophesied by the ancients to lead a great war. The ancients also warned of...
"Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the earth, but they are alive and well in our imaginations"

-Steve Miller

Ravonium

#107
...a direct-to-DVD movie about the DTF, starring Steven Seagal as Dr. Admin. It was negatively received by all humans but one particular man called Paul...

Archosauria

Paul got so unhealthily obsessed with the movie that he watched it at least four times every day.
He examined it closely each time, and every time he watched it he found subtle hidden secrets scattered throughout. Late one night, Paul pieced together all the secrets that he had found, and realized that the film had a massive hidden message that would change the course of history forever, and this hidden message was...
"Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the earth, but they are alive and well in our imaginations"

-Steve Miller

Lizerd

From Vsauce himself, saying "hey would you like to play with my toys?", Paul decided to ....
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Archosauria

Play with the toys, which he considered to be the only logical conclusion.
"Dinosaurs may be extinct from the face of the earth, but they are alive and well in our imaginations"

-Steve Miller

Lizerd

Soon he gained the magical power of Vsauce, and now he could make...
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Ravonium

the minds of the people who vandalised his Critipedia article explode. He then edited the article with the actual secret message, which was that reptilians controlled the country of...

Lizerd

Denmark, land of the...
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CityRaptor

Little Mermaid. Who is not that little anymore. In the nearly two centuries since the tale was written, she has grown to colossal size.
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Lizerd

Due to her size she attracted godzilla, who intended to...
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CityRaptor

...to date her. Unfortunately the place where the date would happen turned out to be Isla Nublar.
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Lizerd

Godzilla, who did not have enough plot armor was suddenly removed from the story by...
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CityRaptor

...someone snapping a finger. "I did it! I killed Godzilla! Hahahaha" yelled a voice. "Actually you only teleported him away, Master." said another.
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Lizerd

The voice came from a log which intended to...
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