A story

[Ravonium]

...the creator of the baby shark song. Upon seeing him/her, the yunckers decided to shout...

[Lizerd]

They shouted in agony reeet, but soon they were all devoured by...

[Joey]

A Megalodon, Tyrannosaurus and Amphicoelias chimera...

[Ravonium]

...but the Amphicoelias part couldn't eat meat, so it died of starvation. Eventually the other two parts also died, because as it turns out, yuncker meat is highly poisonous.

Meanwhile, the DTF debt crisis had ended, but a new crisis was about to start. This new crisis was the direct result of a DTF member being rejected (by another DTF member) because they collected Schleich figures. The community reacted to this in a variety of ways...

[Lizerd]

But before long a leader appeared named...

[Joey]

Chris Pratt...

[Ravonium]

He decided to resolve this conflict by sending over a billion Velociraptor to the DTF. Somewhat luckily for the DTF members, nearly every Velociraptor was either shot by groups claiming to bring world peace, killed by being trampled over by other Velociraptor or were banned from the forum by Dr. Admin and had to find other forums to dwell on, most of which were forums filled with rabid fanboys or fangirls (which didn't end well for the raptors at all).

When I say nearly every Velociraptor though, I mean all but one; that 'one' was the most powerful Velociraptor of all: V-Raptor Khan. He/she was clad fully in tailored-to-fit Mongol-style armor, including a helmet. V-Raptor Khan decided to resolve the crisis on the DTF by...

[Lizerd]

Restoring the mongol empire and crushing...

[Ravonium]

..the admin for even thinking about making an alternate story thread.

After he did that, he 'followed the footsteps' of his main rolemodel, Genghis Khan. As a consequence, nearly half of the babies born that year were human-Velociraptor hybrids. After this happened, a group formed to stop humans from forming any type of relationship with Velociraptor, called the...

[GojiraGuy1954]

"Don't fornicate raptors" campaign.

[Ravonium]

"Don't fuck raptors" campaign.

Uh oh...

They managed to kill V-Raptor Khan, only to be all killed themselves by his children.

[GojiraGuy1954]

"Don't fuck raptors" campaign.

Uh oh...

They managed to kill V-Raptor Khan, only to be all killed themselves by his children.

Then his children start a war with the T-Rexes, causing the peaceful race of the Gigantspinosaurus' to go extinct.

[Lizerd]

But worst of all, one single hint of bad language I cured the wrath of 500 8 year olds saying "ohhhhh"...

[GojiraGuy1954]

But worst of all, one single hint of bad language I cured the wrath of 500 8 year olds saying "ohhhhh"...

Then TheRealSpinoRex got unbanned from life

[Lizerd]

Sadly for all of humanity the mongols...

[Shonisaurus]

.........They reproduced like locusts and ate all the crops.

[GojiraGuy1954]

The locusts got jealous and ate all the crops...

[Shonisaurus]

and it had to resort to the fumigation of the locusts so that peace reigned on Earth.

[GojiraGuy1954]

But then the locusts returned and killed the mongols. They also ate all the crops.

Suddenly, Godzilla re-appears! He is married to the colossal mermaid.

[Shonisaurus]

Godzilla and his wife the  colossal mermaid eat all the lobsters.