A story

[Soopairik]

they found out some people put the toilet paper roll under.

[Ravonium]

While they were accusing both of the humans of putting the toilet roll under, one of their subjects caught a mysterious disease, not known to either humans or aliens. The disease was caused by...

[Soopairik]

an excess of dank memes and carrot consumption.

[Ravonium]

Shortly after, every single alien of that species and 3 DTF members died from the plague. The aliens who had the mind reading machine came to the DTF members after overcoming their problem. They rebuilt the world by...

[Soopairik]

Brute force, dictatorship, and no freedom of speech.

[DinoToyForum]

Because their admin was mad with power.

[Ravonium]

A controversial DTF member decided to kick the admin back to his plesiosaur-laced cabinet, while proclaming himself the new admin. His reign didn't last long, as a DTF member decided to...

[DinoToyForum]

...give the original admin a super suit.

[Soopairik]

That super suit gave the user to make cats fall asleep faster than most individuals. That was all.

[alexeratops]

By doing this, the animal kingdom saw the Admin as a god, and worshipped him in rituals which included...

[Neosodon]

Building an alter and burning ugly shleich figures upon it as a sacrifice.

[Ravonium]

This supersuit also gave him the power to detect enemy worlds and destroy them. He used this power to destroy...

[Soopairik]

all the dinosaur toys in the world.

[Ravonium]

When the rest of the DTF found out, they pressed a random button that destroyed all matter, except for matter that made up...

[alexeratops]

... the earth's atmosphere and the DTF members.

[Soopairik]

Only now that most of the human population was gone, society could not function. It fell into anarchy.

[Bowhead Whale]

And because the society could not function, DTF members didn't have any computer left to communicate with each other, which made all of them really sad.

[Ravonium]

But suddenly a bright and enthusiastic member came up with the idea to start a face-to-face DTF, where all the members talked to eachother in person. It sounded like a great idea at first, but there had to be just one problem...

[Bowhead Whale]

... everyone on the DTF forum came from different countries: Bowhead Whale was in East Canada, Shonisaurus was located in Spain, a few others were from the United States... how could they manage to meet each other? And WHERE?

[Ravonium]

The answer could only be obtained if Ravonium did the 3-hour drive to Nottingham to overthrow the admin and declare equality for all DTF members, regardless of location. He found a way to put all members in a random location (For the first random location, he chose his hometown). There was one problem with Ravonium's hometown...