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Bowhead Whale · December 20, 2017, 09:03:54 PM

... nobody knew where it was located! Was it in England? Was it in USA? Was it in Romania? In Germany? In the Netherlands?

Ravonium · December 20, 2017, 09:08:18 PM

Then suddenly they realised that all they had to do to find out the answer was look at Ravonium's post where he said that Nottingham was a 3 hour drive away. If they just googled where Nottingham was, then they would have found out that it was in England.

There was a much bigger problem: Ravonium's hometown did not have any history of palaeontology, but rather had a history of...

Bowhead Whale · December 20, 2017, 09:10:28 PM

...knitting.

Soopairik · December 24, 2017, 08:01:20 PM

So everyone gathered their knitting needles and begun to stab the ground, trying to dig for bones.

Joey · December 24, 2017, 09:57:51 PM

But as they found out, it is very hard to dig with knitting needles, so...

Soopairik · December 25, 2017, 09:20:31 PM

They bought digging machines from the US. Only now they were heavily in debt.

Bowhead Whale · January 19, 2018, 09:17:02 PM

So, they decided to sell their knitting needles to gather enough money to buy it.

Joey · January 20, 2018, 06:49:36 AM

Then they realised that selling needles isn't profitable, so they started investing in cryptocurrency.

Soopairik · January 20, 2018, 08:33:51 PM

Then one day the cryptocurrency market crashed.

Joey · January 20, 2018, 09:22:29 PM

So they decided to go a different route...
They started a Kickstarter for an app that adds 100+ more emojis.

Soopairik · January 21, 2018, 06:46:50 PM

Enough new emojis for an Emoji movie sequel

Ravonium · February 13, 2018, 11:40:55 AM

...which would be even worse than the original movie, and was about...

Bowhead Whale · February 13, 2018, 10:26:51 PM

...McDonalds Free Meal Toys.

Soopairik · February 15, 2018, 01:57:44 AM

It was so awful, a fifth of all movie theaters were burned down for displaying such a terrible movie.

QuetzalcoatlusKing · February 22, 2018, 09:45:14 AM

And the other 4/5ths were invaded by gremlins (like in the movie)...

Soopairik · February 23, 2018, 11:57:45 PM

But the gremlins all caught the Spanish Flu and died.

Bowhead Whale · March 01, 2018, 07:27:51 PM

And the problem remained: how to raise enough money to buy a dinosaur-bone digging tool?

Soopairik · March 02, 2018, 01:14:19 AM

They resorted to stealing money from banks.

Loon · March 02, 2018, 02:34:28 AM

But all the banks had been bought out by Alex Jones, who trapped politicians he deemed "Reptoids" within their safes.

Soopairik · March 02, 2018, 02:42:46 AM

The Reptoids developed a secret formula that was supposed to turn the frogs against Jones.

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