An alternative alternative story

[Stegotyranno420]

aNd EvERY oNE DiEd

[GojiraGuy1954]

Said StegoTyranno, who was still going mad, alone on the moon. Suddenly, a bright light appeared.

[Stegotyranno420]

A light that kills Spinoraptorex

[Shonisaurus]

and then totally resurrects him.

[GojiraGuy1954]

now with the ability to summon cheese at will.

[Shonisaurus]

and as a consequence of all that, the chorizo potatoes are no longer spicy,

[GojiraGuy1954]

But because of this, people start buy buy chorizo potatoes uncontrollably since they love them without the spice, leading to them being used as currency. One chorizo potato was worth ... (next person decides)

[Stegotyranno420]

But because of this, people start buy buy chorizo potatoes uncontrollably since they love them without the spice, leading to them being used as currency. One chorizo potato was worth ... (next person decides)

5 usd, but worthless in India because they were not spicy anymore

[GojiraGuy1954]

and since everybody was using the potatoes as currency, India's economy crashed

[Shonisaurus]

Angry, the Indians began to commercialize typical dishes of their nation, making the gastronomy of India the most valued globally and completely displacing the rest of the world gastronomies, making the economy of India recover completely.

[indohyus]

When the time was right, they choose to spread their success, leading with a battle cry of...

[Stegotyranno420]

When the time was right, they choose to spread their success, leading with a battle cry of...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

[Lynx]

Two years after the battle, something finally stirred...

[GojiraGuy1954]

It was the restless spirit of Alex Jones, enraged by the end of his years-long lucid dream sequence after being thrown off of the flat earth two parallel stories ago!

[Splonkadumpocus]

And he found himself covered in gay frogs.

[CityRaptor]

Cue the theme song:

[Splonkadumpocus]

But it was covered in a swarm of killer bees.