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Started by Soopairik, December 06, 2017, 11:30:25 PM

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CityRaptor

#260
October 18, 2020, 11:39:14 AM
An ancient alpha predator, millions of years older than mankind, awoke from a long slumber.
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

GojiraGuy1954

#261
October 19, 2020, 03:47:20 PM
It was David Peters, ready to terrorise the world again with his horrific pterosaur reconstructions.
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CityRaptor

#262
October 19, 2020, 04:22:27 PM
A scientist suggested that "In order to fight David Peters we need to create David Peters of our own."
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Stegotyranno420

#263
October 19, 2020, 04:42:04 PM

So they hired a proffesional idiot that made feathered mosaurus and that kind of stuff

Shonisaurus

#264
October 19, 2020, 05:00:22 PM
But it turned out that he was smarter than they thought and apart from the feathered mosasaurus he created humanoid dinosaurs.

CityRaptor

#265
October 20, 2020, 11:45:58 AM
The females were significantly more human-looking than the males for some reason.
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

GojiraGuy1954

#266
October 28, 2020, 07:41:27 PM
And while all of this was happening, the dinosaur had inserted a scene where the universe gets re-reset into the script, undoing everything past the second "One day, on a planet, far, far away..."

(Damn, the plot is getting confusing for an internet story that's completely random)
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Shrek 4 is an underrated masterpiece
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CityRaptor

#267
October 30, 2020, 05:38:16 PM
In order to keep on script this time, a team of 5 Jeff Goldblum characters was assembled:
Dr. Ian Malcom - the Leader
Mac - the Lancer
New Jersey - the Smart Guy
Dr. Seth Bundle - the Big Guy
David Levinson - the Chick


Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

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