A story

[Soopairik]

Let's make a never ending story where people add their own sentence to the story.

I'll start: One day, on a planet, far, far away...

[Ravonium]

...a group of aliens created a superweapon.

[Joey]

...And that super-weapon was twice the size of the earth...

[Ravonium]

...It destroyed Earth, killing everyone who wasn't on the DTF.

[Loon]

...Most everyone was gone, society had fallen, yet Garfield comic strips kept coming out.

[alexeratops]

... the aliens saw these comic strips as a threat.

[Ravonium]

...so they decided to create bootleg comic strips with a character called 'Farqleb' (an untranslatable alien word).

[Soopairik]

... It turns out they were actually trying to communicate with humans through their comics, but their language was untranslatable.

[Joey]

...therefore they made a new type of translator...

[Ravonium]

..that they used to intercept the conversations of the remaining humans.

[Loon]

...king zor, the aliens do not capitalize proper names, ordered his lovechild Jessica Biel to...

[Ravonium]

...tell her son to put chinasaurs in her shoes.


Meanwhile, another alien clan of the same species had collected their first sample of DTF members for experimenting. They decided to...

[Bowhead Whale]

... study their anatomy to figure out WHY they couldn't communicate with humans.

[Ravonium]

While that was happening, another species of alien had developed a machine that could read the minds of any living thing. They would attempt to travel to the other side of the galaxy to colonise the aliens that were doing the experiment, but there was just one issue...

[Loon]

...they tested it on Flat Earthers first, and deemed the device a failure.

[Soopairik]

They then decided to re do their experiment. So they went to a different group of people, but they were no better. They were global warming deniers.

[Loon]

...They tried once more, unfortunately, it was on creationists, so they gave up.

[Ravonium]

On the other side of the galaxy, the aliens who had tested on DTF members had found out a way to communicate with them. They would ask the subject of the experiment to list all dinosaurs they knew. The DTF member listed a feathered dinosaur as their favorite dinosaur, to the disappointment of one of the aliens...

[Loon]

...Kent Hovind!

[Ravonium]

They proceded to get into a awful argument duel, Kent Hovind would repeatedly say "ARCHAEORAPTOR WAS A FAKE!" while the DTF member shouted "KULINDADROMEUS IS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT ALL DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS". The aliens looked at this argument to observe human behaviours. They found out something very disturbing...