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[DinoToyForum]

[bmathison1972]

We met on Match.com

[Torvosaurus]

Hello, I'd like you to meet my brother.

Torvo

[DinoToyForum]

"Stop Nigel, that really tickles!"

[bmathison1972]

By the way I didn't realize that typing out Match-dot-com would provide a link to the site!          That was not my intention!

[Elengassen]

"Where do you think you're going? You're going to watch Prehistoric Park and you're going to like it!"

(Bonus points if you read that in Nigel Marven's voice)

[CityRaptor]

"Ah, tortoise, you understand me!"
"Get this weird british guy off me!"

[DinoToyForum]

"So, it's quite a simple procedure. First, place your hands in a strong grip on the rim, here...and here. Then, give a single, strong, sharp tug backwards. That will cleanly remove the soft tasty innards. An animal this size will make enough soup for 30..."

[Protopatch]

"So, it's quite a simple procedure. First, place your hands in a strong grip on the rim, here...and here. Then, give a single, strong, sharp tug backwards. That will cleanly remove the soft tasty innards. An animal this size will make enough soup for 30..."

Not cool at all 

[DinoToyForum]

"I like turtles."

[Torvosaurus]

"So, it's quite a simple procedure. First, place your hands in a strong grip on the rim, here...and here. Then, give a single, strong, sharp tug backwards. That will cleanly remove the soft tasty innards. An animal this size will make enough soup for 30..."

"So, it's quite a simple procedure. First, place your hands in a strong grip on the rim, here...and here. Then, give a single, strong, sharp tug backwards. That will cleanly remove the soft tasty innards. An animal this size will make enough soup for 30..."

Not cool at all 

That's hilarious! It's all in fun and he wouldn't really hurt the turtle.

Right, DinoToyForum? You wouldn't really hurt the turtle? 🤣😂🤣

Torvo

[DinoToyForum]

"So, it's quite a simple procedure. First, place your hands in a strong grip on the rim, here...and here. Then, give a single, strong, sharp tug backwards. That will cleanly remove the soft tasty innards. An animal this size will make enough soup for 30..."

"So, it's quite a simple procedure. First, place your hands in a strong grip on the rim, here...and here. Then, give a single, strong, sharp tug backwards. That will cleanly remove the soft tasty innards. An animal this size will make enough soup for 30..."

Not cool at all 

That's hilarious! It's all in fun and he wouldn't really hurt the turtle.

Right, DinoToyForum? You wouldn't really hurt the turtle? 🤣😂🤣

Torvo

I thought the joke was ridiculous and Looney Toons enough not to upset anyone. Sorry if it did. Of course I'd never hurt a turtle! They are one of my favourite animals.

That Nigel, though, he's a monster.

[Protopatch]

I thought the joke was ridiculous and Looney Toons enough not to upset anyone. Sorry if it did. Of course I'd never hurt a turtle! They are one of my favourite animals.

That Nigel, though, he's a monster.

"Nigel please, don't eat me"

[Torvosaurus]

"Where's that f****** spider?"

Torvo

[Trenchcoated Rebbachisaur]

I thought the joke was ridiculous and Looney Toons enough not to upset anyone. Sorry if it did. Of course I'd never hurt a turtle! They are one of my favourite animals.

That Nigel, though, he's a monster.

"Nigel please, don't eat me"

"Please don't disturb me, I am looking for a needle."

[DinoToyForum]

[CityRaptor]

"Like cats, large Theropods are afraid of water......Boy, do I hate being wrong all the time!"

[Crackington]

"Row Row Row your boat,
Gently down the stream
If you see a - T-Rex!!!
Don't forget to scream - AAAAAGH!"

[DinoToyForum]

Wait, wait, I just wanna be friends!

[Elengassen]

"Hey, don't stick your hand in the water, there might be crocodiles!
...hold up, what's that over there?"