Corrupt a wish

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but every 3 days you don't sleep, a minecraft phantom appears in your neighborhood. Every time you leave your house, it will viciously hunt you down. They do not die in the sun, cannot be killed,  and every 3 days you don't sleep afterwards, another phantom appears.

 I wish the Ark Mobile revamp will be great.

[DinoFan2010]

Wow, nobody's posted here since August.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but every 3 days you don't sleep, a minecraft phantom appears in your neighborhood. Every time you leave your house, it will viciously hunt you down. They do not die in the sun, cannot be killed,  and every 3 days you don't sleep afterwards, another phantom appears.

 I wish the Ark Mobile revamp will be great.

granted, but it costs extra money.

i wish to be able to switch to any language hyper fluently

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but every 3 days you don't sleep, a minecraft phantom appears in your neighborhood. Every time you leave your house, it will viciously hunt you down. They do not die in the sun, cannot be killed,  and every 3 days you don't sleep afterwards, another phantom appears.

 I wish the Ark Mobile revamp will be great.

granted, but it costs extra money.

i wish to be able to switch to any language hyper fluently

Granted; you fully know the ins and outs of every language. You know perfect sentence structure, grammar, and can translate anything. Unfortunately, you are now completely mute. At least you can write, though.

I wish for a buck

[Stegotyranno420]

granted, a big deer causes trouble in your household

I wish for bread that never goes moldy

[Torvosaurus]

Granted. You get bland lembas bread like the elves gave the travelers in The Lord of the Rings with nothing to spread upon it. Ever.

I wish that I had a life time supply of Diet Coke.

Torvo

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted. You get bland lembas bread like the elves gave the travelers in The Lord of the Rings with nothing to spread upon it. Ever.

I wish that I had a life time supply of Diet Coke.

Torvo

I dont too much about LOTR, but is that the "maggott bread" that the orcs were tired of eating? 

anyways, granted, but it is only a lifetime supply in that since you drink so much diet coke, you will not have much of a life left.


I wish we had a Thanksgiving for each season, a winter one, spring one, summer, and of course fall

[Torvosaurus]

Granted. You get bland lembas bread like the elves gave the travelers in The Lord of the Rings with nothing to spread upon it. Ever.

I wish that I had a life time supply of Diet Coke.

Torvo

I dont too much about LOTR, but is that the "maggott bread" that the orcs were tired of eating? 

anyways, granted, but it is only a lifetime supply in that since you drink so much diet coke, you will not have much of a life left.


I wish we had a Thanksgiving for each season, a winter one, spring one, summer, and of course fall

I drink a lot of diet coke already, like that is almost all that I drink, lol.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted. You get bland lembas bread like the elves gave the travelers in The Lord of the Rings with nothing to spread upon it. Ever.

I wish that I had a life time supply of Diet Coke.

Torvo

I dont too much about LOTR, but is that the "maggott bread" that the orcs were tired of eating? 

anyways, granted, but it is only a lifetime supply in that since you drink so much diet coke, you will not have much of a life left.


I wish we had a Thanksgiving for each season, a winter one, spring one, summer, and of course fall

Granted, but they are still all only celebrated in America.

I wish for two bucks

[Cpt Red 3eard]

Granted. Immediately, on your position, two large male Tyrannosaurs arrive in the midst of a territorial dispute.

I wish for a comprehensive, scientifically accurate, well-illustrated, well-written dinosaur encyclopedia.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it's a limited run of 10000 copies. You manage to purchase one, but the truck carrying them all is incinerated by an angry mob of dinosaur deniers as it pulls up to your house

I wish for three bucks

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, three male deer holding dynamite storm into your house and blow it up.
I wish for that one bootleg Godzilla toy called "Big Fella".

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it is too big and its gravitational pull wrenches the earth away from the sun, causing the total extinction of all life on the planet.

I wish for four bucks

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, you get 4 Itchy and Scratchy Dollars, which can only be used at Itchy and Scratchy Land.
I wish Itchy and Scratchy Land closes down.

[CityRaptor]

Granted! But all the killer robots escape into the wild and somehow make a lot more of them....Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy World!

I wish for this Lego set: LEGO Ideas 21348 Dungeons & Dragons: Red Dragon's Tale

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, it lacks one required piece in a non-structurally vital but still painfully obvious spot.

I wish for FIVE bucks

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, it lacks one required piece in a non-structurally vital but still painfully obvious spot.

I wish for FIVE bucks

Granted, 5 adult deer make a ruckus in your house.

I wish for 5 pounds

[crazy8wizard]

Granted, 5 adult deer make a ruckus in your house.

I wish for 5 pounds

Granted, you now own a 5 pound weight

I wish for 5 golden rings

[DefinitelyNOTDilo]

Granted, you now have an inch long chain made of five tiny rings painted gold.

I wish for six geese a-laying

[crazy8wizard]

Granted, you have 6 geese who have all laid eggs. Unfortunately, now every goose has become maternally territorial and thinks you are a threat, leading to them chasing you at all hours of the day.

I wish for 7 swans a-swimmin'