Corrupt a wish

[Soopairik]

I apologize in advance if I'm "taking over" the Games section.

But I decided to give one final shot at this. This game won't require sign ups and it's not overly complicated like the others. You just post and then leave.

That's how the game works.

I'll start.

I wish I was dead.

[PumperKrickel]

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[Neosodon]

I'll start.

I wish I was dead.

Granted but you wouldn't be worth the bullet??

Wow darkest game ever created. Now I'm depressed.

[Killekor]

Granted, but you´re immediately reincarnated.

I wish I could breathe fire.

But when you do it you burn...

I wish to have the new safari Deinocheirus

Killekor

[Neosodon]

I wish to have the new safari Deinocheirus

Killekor

But it will have a warped tail, a crooked head, the paint will be chipped and it won't be able stand by itself.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I could breathe fire.

Granted, but all of your food tastes like napalm.

I wish I could teleport.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but if you happen to teleport into an object, that object will become part of your body.

I wish I could fly.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but if you happen to teleport into an object, that object will become part of your body.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the only way you can land without breaking your legs is by landing on puppies.

[BlueKrono]

Ooh, this game reminds me of D&D. Sometimes a Wish spell was granted to a member of the party, but the cantankerous gods rankled at having to grant pesky mortals such a boon, so they always twisted it into misfortune if they could. It got very creative.

How about: I wish for a billion dollars.

[PumperKrickel]

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[Soopairik]

Granted, you would have impeccable luck... at failing tests.

I wish I had a driver's license.

@Halichoeres Make sure to wish for something after you're done corrupting one. Thanks.

[Killekor]

Granted, you would have impeccable luck... at failing tests.

I wish I had a driver's license.

@Halichoeres Make sure to wish for something after you're done corrupting one. Thanks.

Granted, but you will lost it after a car incident.

i wish to have the new WS Deinocheirus

Killekor

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you will lost it after a car incident.

i wish to have the new WS Deinocheirus

Killekor

Granted, but when you're asleep it comes alive and eats your arms and legs without you knowing, then when you wake up, it's a toy again and its just really, really fat, but you cant move because you have no limbs.

I wish I could transform into a crow.

[Killekor]

Granted, but you will lost it after a car incident.

i wish to have the new WS Deinocheirus

Killekor

Granted, but when you're asleep it comes alive and eats your arms and legs without you knowing, then when you wake up, it's a toy again and its just really, really fat, but you cant move because you have no limbs.

I wish I could transform into a crow.

Granted, but you will become a new, Inaccurate crow toy released by Schleich, and you'll be reviewed on the ATF.

I wish to have an Epidexipteryx

Killekor

[Soopairik]

Granted, but it's invisible and your hands go through it.

I wish I could talk with squirrels.

[Flaffy]

Granted, those nutjobs will use their cuteness to take over your mind and gnaw at your brain.

I wish I had all the unreleased terra repaints and sculpts.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, those nutjobs will use their cuteness to take over your mind and gnaw at your brain.

I wish I had all the unreleased terra repaints and sculpts.

Granted, but they are hollow and made of only a thin plastic that is as fragile as an empty egg shell.

I wish i lived in a deep dark wood with no one else around.

[Killekor]

Granted, those nutjobs will use their cuteness to take over your mind and gnaw at your brain.

I wish I had all the unreleased terra repaints and sculpts.

Granted, but they are hollow and made of only a thin plastic that is as fragile as an empty egg shell.

I wish i lived in a deep dark wood with no one else around.

Granted, but that it's a toxic wood, so, you die

I wish to find (finally), Agatha Christie's book The mysterious affair at Styles

Killekor

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you would have impeccable luck... at failing tests.

I wish I had a driver's license.

@Halichoeres Make sure to wish for something after you're done corrupting one. Thanks.

Whoops!

I wish to find (finally), Agatha Christie's book The mysterious affair at Styles

Killekor

Granted, but all proper nouns are redacted.

I wish I could understand and speak all human languages.

[Killekor]

Granted, you would have impeccable luck... at failing tests.

I wish I had a driver's license.

@Halichoeres Make sure to wish for something after you're done corrupting one. Thanks.

Whoops!

I wish to find (finally), Agatha Christie's book The mysterious affair at Styles

Killekor

Granted, but all proper nouns are redacted.

I wish I could understand and speak all human languages.

granted, but you will anymore and forever understand, write (and talk) English

i wish to hate schleich models

Killekor