An alternative alternative story

[GojiraGuy1954]

No word limits, but please don't write a paragraph.

Once upon a time

[Shonisaurus]

a newborn diplodocus in the jurassic jungles and was to be the greatest and most beautiful sauropod of all time and was born with a hundred more brothers / sisters, and were cared for by a herd of robust adult diplodocus ....

[GojiraGuy1954]

who liked to dress in drag

[Stegotyranno420]

then killed himself. So then 2 stegosaurus came by and showed their son the dangers of dressing like that.

[Loon]

after he grew tired of them forcing their own backwards beliefs on their child instead of letting him develop a personality, the young stegosaurus moved out and discovered an ever-growing infestation of story threads on the "Human Toy Forum".

[Shonisaurus]

but he ended up getting tired of this kind of life and ended that stegosaurus by marrying a female triceratops from which stegosaurus and triceratops hybrids were born.

[Stegotyranno420]

But then he got a divorce and married a tyrannosaurus, and you know what happens next:
no, not that she ate him, but they made a Stegotyranno

[GojiraGuy1954]

Stegotyranno decided he wanted to be the first dinosaur on the moon

[Shonisaurus]

he built a space rocket and was the first dinosaur to step on the moon where he found other dinosaurs equal to him since at that time millions of years ago the moon was inhabited by dinosaurs and there was life on the Moon and he was definitely living with lunar dinosaurs .

[GojiraGuy1954]

These dinosaurs were equal to Stegotyranno in intelligence, but that was not a good thing.

Stegotyranno never had a plan to get back to earth.

In reality, Stegotyranno was not the first dinosaur on the moon. He was the 69th.

[Stegotyranno420]

These dinosaurs were equal to Stegotyranno in intelligence, but that was not a good thing.

Stegotyranno never had a plan to get back to earth.

In reality, Stegotyranno was not the first dinosaur on the moon. He was the 69th.

what the hell

[GojiraGuy1954]

And then, the sun disappeared, leaving everything in darkness.

[Shonisaurus]

And there came aliens with supernatural powers that made the sun and life in the Universe reborn.

[Stegotyranno420]

12 billion years later:


a newborn diplodocus in the jurassic jungles and was to be the greatest and most beautiful sauropod of all time and was born with a hundred more brothers / sisters, and were cared for by a herd of robust adult diplodocus ....

[DinoToyForum]

These dinosaurs were equal to Stegotyranno in intelligence, but that was not a good thing.

Stegotyranno never had a plan to get back to earth.

In reality, Stegotyranno was not the first dinosaur on the moon. He was the 69th.

Please be careful not to personally attack anyone, even if it was meant in jest. Thanks.

[GojiraGuy1954]

12 billion years later:


a newborn diplodocus in the jurassic jungles and was to be the greatest and most beautiful sauropod of all time and was born with a hundred more brothers / sisters, and were cared for by a herd of robust adult diplodocus ....

But the dinosaur world was immediately plunged into 100 million years of total darkness...

[Shonisaurus]

...that caused loss of sight to dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals of the time who were forced to wear glasses since they had developed severe myopia.

[GojiraGuy1954]

But what had caused this? Some blamed demons, otherworldly entities, but there was one hypothesis that all of the dino scientists agreed on; (Next poster decides)

[indohyus]

They could really go for a sandwich right now. After the sandwich, they realised the true cause was....

[Shonisaurus]

It was an outstanding creamy apple dessert that made everyone lick their fingers.