Corrupt a wish

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but looking at the true form of Spinosaurus makes mammalian brains explode.

I wish for a new figure of Beast Wars Megatron that does not have breakage issues.

[Splonkadumpocus]

Granted. It's sentient and it bites your fingers off.

I wish to become a goddess.

[Fossilized-Rubber]

Granted. It's sentient and it bites your fingers off.

I wish to become a goddess.

Congratulations. You are goddess of slimes and moulds. Nobody worships you, you cease to exist.

I wish that nobody responds to my wish.

[GojiraGuy1954]

I wish that somebody would respond to his wish

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but you are banned from wishing for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years.
I wish for the Pizza Tower Soundtrack CD.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, you get an album comprised of the various slappings and squelchings of pizza slices being rubbed together and thrown around haphazardly. It clocks in at around 6 hours and if you don't finish it you can never eat a pizza again.


I wish that I could wish

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you wish in one hand and...you know the rest.


I wish that there were no more meta-wishes.

[Fossilized-Rubber]

Granted - your meta wish is simultaneously granted and then ungranted by itself.

I wish to undo @GojiraGuy1954 's wish of someone else responding to my wish.

[DinoFan2010]

granted, but now your house is now filled with dozens of cats wearing banana costumes.
I wish for candy corn and all other variations of it to be eradicated.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but that also includes candied corn such as caramel corn and corn pops.

I wish reddish brown Lego pieces were not so brittle.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but only because all plastic is now completely indestructible. You've doomed us all.

I wish that corruptions would relate to their wishes

[Halichoeres]

Granted, all corruptions consist of the wish being granted double for the wisher's worst enemy.

I wish how good a fish species tastes were directly correlated with its abundance.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but this subjective preference situation is put under the responsibility of a person who does not like to eat fish. Every non-tetrapod fish is now extinct.

I wish that cheese would fall from the sky

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it's all Roquefort, and the whole world smells like a foot from now on.

I wish coffee whitened one's teeth.

[DinoFan2010]

granted, but now coffee consists of 15% cyanide and is extremely poisonous.
I wish memes nowadays were actually good.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they all require really specific knowledge of Uto-Aztecan languages to understand.

I wish people had to go through an extensive, rigorous licensing process to be able to own a dog.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, The world is now more prosperous due to better care of dogs.


I wish for a potato

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, The world is now more prosperous due to better care of dogs

Where did the corruption go

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, The world is now more prosperous due to better care of dogs

Where did the corruption go

I was bored and wanted to switch things up

[DinoFan2010]

I wish for a potato

Granted, but the potato is secretly a powerful explosive, and when you bite into it, you get blown to chunks.
I wish for a capybara.