A story

[Lizerd]

Shrek, realizing he had intruders prepared to...

[Shonisaurus]

steal your food

[GojiraGuy1954]

Which was another Kinder Egg. Horrified, shrek called the police.

A mysterious, shadowy figure called TheRealspinoRex said to Shrek "I'd like you to join a team..."

[Shonisaurus]

of basketball of Madagascar.

[Ravonium]

Just as TheRealSpinoRex was going to accept this offer, Ravonium decided to call the Ghostbusters. They came almost immediately and managed to get rid of TheRealSpinoRex's ghost (and Shrek somehow). Now, the team were ready to continue on their journey. After exiting the swamp, they ended up in the city.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Ravonuium then realised TheRealSpinoRex was not a ghost, but a hologram. Shrek had escaped, and TheRealSpinoRex started to recruit more people into his team, such as...

[Ravonium]

...the other ghosts he was in jail with. For now, this wasn't a threat to Ravonium and his team, but they were nevertheless wary. In the meantime, they got out of the city and into the forest, where they were abducted by a group of aliens. As it turns out, these were the aliens that invented the mind-reading machine, so they managed to find out what Ravonium and his team were doing.

Meanwhile, TheRealSpinoRex and his team started a prison riot. It was a...

[GojiraGuy1954]

dream. Ravonium realised it had all been a dream, and he was still falling to his doom after TheRealSpinoRex pushed him off of a cliff. In the meantime, TheRealSpinoRex had gathered Shrek, Bugs Bunny, Three Dorats, and some guy from detroit. They wanted to gather all 6 infinity models. They already had the Bandai Spacegodzilla, AKA the Space Model..

[Ravonium]

However, soon after Ravonium had realised that his quest was a dream, he and TheRealSpinoRex realised that from the third sentence of Reply 23 onwards, they had been living in a computer simulation made by the aliens that had invented the mind reading machine, who controlled what had happened in this story from that point up until now (largely with the help of mindwipes whenever convenient). This explained quite a lot of things that had happened, such as why there was a dictatorship with little freedom and why most matter in the world had been destroyed, and then rebuilt out of nowhere for the sake of the plot TWICE.

Now that they had realised this, Ravonium and TheRealSpinoRex, along with all the other DTF members, decided to investigate why they were in this simulation in the first place. They found out something horrifying; they were being used for cerenomies that involved the aliens...

[GojiraGuy1954]

anal probing frogs. Ravonium decided to join TheRealSpinorex's team to get all of the Infinity Models. Ravonuim failed to get the second infinity model, the Mr Incredible Action figure, AKA the power model. TheRealSpinoRex then said "Fine. I'll do it myself..."

[Ravonium]

Suddenly, TheRealSpinoRex found out the aliens had destroyed all models ever made a long time ago. The one he already had was part of the simulation. Ravonium said "OK, can we just get on with getting ourselves out of this mess?'. All the other DTF members agreed.

[GojiraGuy1954]

"But we need to do this like reverse Infinity War!" said TheRealSpinoRex.
Ravonium told him that it was copyright infringement, and he stopped.
TheRealSpinoRex realized he still had a cool glove with two infinity models, and snapped his fingers. The aliens disappeared, and a gigantic rip in space-time appeared. A "breach". Suddenly, a kaiju appeared!

[Ravonium]

The kaiju freed them and all the other DTF members from the aliens, and took them back in time to when Earth was still around. Seeing the beam of the space station approach Earth, the kaiju decided to kill itself in the name of saving all of humanity, for which they were immensely grateful (to the point of carving a sculpture of him out of an entire mountain). The aliens with the space station decided to send a second beam to destroy Earth, but this ended up killing them instead. Ravonium then said 'OK, TheRealSpinoRex, you can find the rest of the Infinity Models now!', affirming that it was fine copyright-wise as long as they weren't profiting off it, and TheRealSpinoRex would find them all. He then restored peace to the universe and ended all conflicts that were currently occuring, including the one between him and Ravonium.

[GojiraGuy1954]

TheRealSpinoRex was content. He had all of the Infinity models. He was going to use them to wipe out the entirety of Ravonium's team, but he decided against it. His team and Ravonium's team became one. They did this to fight a mystical threat, which was even more dangerous than the aliens... (next commenter decides)

[Lizerd]

The horde of greasy neck beards, who tried to...

[GojiraGuy1954]

yunck all over the stones. Ravonium decided to...

[Shonisaurus]

End all of them and create an army of humanoid dinosaurs to put an end to this plague.

[Ravonium]

Unfortunately, the neckbeards persisted, and they would start ranting about how...

[GojiraGuy1954]

..their beards were better than everyone else's. This caused god to send a plague of locusts, which ate all of the crops.

[Shonisaurus]

But over the years, God repented of his punishment and made crops reappear as a result of rains that saved the Planet. The world lived happily for some time but ...