The Tale of the DTF Empire (WIP)

[Lynx]

Once upon a time the Dinotoyforum formed an empire that will span from the Indus River to the Lake of Loch Ness to the Snows of Chicago, and they were an indomitable force, conquering all of their enemies, and causing a renaissance in dinosaur culture to the general public. The Emperor was Dr Admin, the Council was the Moderators, and International Relations was the social media team, the Scribes were Reviewers, and the artists would be the customizers and paleoartists. The empire lasted for more than 1000 years in international union and peace...

However, after those 1000 years the empire has a civil war between the collectors and the actual figures. The collectors do nothing but lay in their bed all day and type responses on "Corrupt a Wish" so the figures are able to catch them by surprise. How would they take down the collectors though? Well, they decided falling on top of their heads was the best way to go. Most of the members died, but some only got in a coma and woke up later on. These last few members, after awaking, formed a rebellion and killed off the figure army in their location. Now it was time to take back the empire. They used flamethrowers and chainsaws, (like that one guy did to the schleich acro). It was touch work and the rebels suffered a few losses, but in the end the figures were no match for the power tools. Once again, the empire united, and peace reigned again.

To be continued...

Credits:
@Stegotyranno420 (Who made the beginning)
@Lynx (Who made the middle)

Please comment if you like your part to be featured as the ending or a part 2 of the middle!

[Stegotyranno420]

A New line of Emperors descended from the Lynxic Dynasty took over, and the council was replaced with a new one, and all of them were descended from the Reubic nomads that prowled along with the European areas. There was another group of nomads, the Stego-Tyrannicians, who were vassals of the main Lynxic Empire. As the nomads teamed up to raid the Lynxics from the North(from Europe) and South(from India), peace started to fade. The Lynxic Emperor, Hatzegi IX, and his son, Queztalim II, couldn't keep up with the nomads, a treaty was made, where the Lynxics had to either lose their empire entirely or give the Northern European half of it and restore the Smith(the original emperors) dynasty under it while being a vassal to the Smithicians.
(lets just make this a super long ongoing story)

[Lynx]

Hatzegi IXs army was still quite small and weak after the pervious war, and even the smallest rebelion could overthrow the current empire. A choice had to be made. Not willing to risk lives, he surrendered. His son, Quetzalim II took over as soon as his father fled to the ATF empire. Soon after, he declared that fear would be the order of the day. Quetzalim was a ruthless dictator, and during his rule over 300 members were executed. Eventually, he signed the treaty and agreed to loosing half of his empire. However, being the cruel and evil man he is, the treaty did not last. Soon after, the now Quetzic Dynasty declared war on the Smithicans. Still having the power tools from the first war, they were able to dominate the first few battles. But soon the Smithicans began to modernize.

(Sounds good. If move people get involved the post might need to be moved to Games)

[Stegotyranno420]

Smithcians were masters of administration, forum hosting, and were some of the elite paleontologists of their land. This new Smithcian Dynasty was still a shadow of the original, only stretching from South England, to small bits  of North American Territory. The Quetzic dynasty ranged from [wherever @Lynx lives] to Canada. There were lots of smaller empries, all descended from Moderators, Reviewers, Artists, Original Citizens, and Nomads. Speaking of Nomads, the Stego-Tyranncians and Reubics formed two empires, Which blocked the west from the East. That wouldn't allow Westerns to get the PNSO figures they wanted. A Westerner who had obtained a Pnso figure post the begging of the Nomadic Empires, would be honored and showered in bravery and gold.
(you can continue it )

[Lynx]

(sorry it has taken me a while @Stegotyranno420 ) This westerners name was Metricanthor, and he was humble, but also unaware of the threats around him. The east was furious, as Metricanthor had acquired the rare Cenostropteryx. However, a bounty hunter, whom had been exiled for centuries, was brought forth by the easterns. It was none other then Hatzegi IX. With five other men, he crossed over the border and the hunt began. Villages were burned down, and civilians killed. In the town of Microretor, one of Hatzegis men spotted Metricanthor, and with a rumble of a chainsaw, the hero was dead. From that day on, it would be known as Bloody Tuesday. Tensions were already high, and that was the last straw. Western armies charged into the east with every bit of force they had.

[Stegotyranno420]

Hatzegi's next goal was to claim the territory of his son, Queztalim. His whole reign, his son never obeyed him, never accepted the arranged marriage, and always saw him as a scared fool. Hatzegi wanted to show his son where he got his passion for bloodshed...from his old man. And Queztalim will learn the hard way.
The westerner came from Metricium. Metricanthor was part of the culture known as the Druids of the Metricanthosaurs, and adopted that name as a master caste member. His original name was Gerik Jhonsun. His people worshipped the Metricanthosaurs, conducting rituals and sacrificing village folk to the ancient beasts. Expect on Fridays, they will just get drunk, play videogames and eat pizza and nachos, or watch The Simpsons, which were still airing. Metricanthor's Holy collection was not doing well, he did not want to pay extra shipping prices for PNSO. SO he decided to go there himself. He was able to pass the Northern Nomadic Wall. He covered himself in a disguise and stole 4000 elephants-worth of figures. But his glory and glee didn't last long, as you have been told. The Neo-Hattis, Turco-Romanian tribes united under Hatzegi IX, found him, and executed him.
The whole world was fighting their own wars and Metricium along with some other European kingdoms decided to charge into the forbidden and mysterious east, but first they had to get past the Nomadic Wall, who were some of the fiercest fighters. But they had been isolated for so long that they now were groups of peaceful, fun loving artists and scholars, composed of many former nomadic tribes from the East and West.


The Lynxical War(War of the Lynic Dynasties)
Belligerents
Euro-Texican: Queztalic Sub-Dynasty, Kingdom of Metricium, Various European Kingdoms,
Sino-Hattic: Hatzegian Sub-Dynasty, Neo-Hittites, The Far East, PNSO, Nanmu, Various Eastern Companies.
Semi-Neutral: The Greater Nomadic Wall, The Neo-Smithican Kingdom, Various European Kingdoms
Doesn't Care: Everyone else