Corrupt a wish

[Pliosaurking]

Granted, and the schleich Acrocanthosaurus is in there!
I wish for the Papo Protoceratops to be wiped out

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, and the schleich Acrocanthosaurus is in there!
I wish for the Papo Protoceratops to be wiped out

Granted, but Papo will retire every figure they make except their Protoceratops

I wish for Protoceratopsia to be declared a soverign state

[Lynx]

Granted, but they begin to work on bringing the Papo Protoceratops back to take over the world.

I wish for the Schleich Acrocanthosaurus to be decent looking. If it's gonna be in my top secret bunker, it's gotta be nice to look at.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but the good version is only available as part of an expensive playset, that is total junk otherwise and comes with all three Colby brothers plus some other family members...like their previously unknown to them  half-neanderthal half-sister!

I wish for Primal figures, but they are not made by Hasbro, like last time I wished for them.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, they are instead made by Hasbro 2, a new start-up who makes even worse toys. Also, Hasbro sues them before any can go into production.

I wish Acrocanthosaurusia was also declared a soverign state

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, Acrocanthosaurusia is a far-right millitaristic theocracy.

I wish to be able to make a paper airplane.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Your paper airplane throws bombs in your living room. BOOM! BOOM!

I wish I had my own computer.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, it's the Harvard Mark I.

I wish Protoceratopsia and Acrocanthosaurusia both begun programs to develop Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[Lynx]

Granted, they begin to make plans to develop the Papo Protoceratops and Schleich Acrocanthosaurus, new and improved with custom-built machine guns. Suddenly, an Acrocanthosaurus busts down your door, taking you hostage. They learned you were the one behind their government becoming corrupt and will keep you in their house until they are ready to start a revolution. You will be used as a political figure, forced to say you are against the government.

I wish for a Schleich Replicasaurus Ceratosaurus.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! They painted it in the colors of a rainbow with sparkles to please little girls.

I wish I still looked like I did when I was 18 years old.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but your voice sounds like you are 81 years old.

I wish for Andrias!

Granted! They painted it in the colors of a rainbow with sparkles to please little girls.

Actually does not sound too bad. Garish colored ugly things count as highly collectible.

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but Andrias is eaten by the papo protoceratops and schleich acrocanthosaurus
I wish for a BOTM T.rex

[Lynx]

Granted, but the Papo Protoceratops and Schleich Acrocanthosaurus tear it apart, using the articulation to become even stronger and have better mobility.

I wish for bunkers for every dinosaur figure to hide in.

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but the Papo Protoceraops and Schleich Acrocanthosaurus are in there too
I wish for an E G G

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! You have an egg (a re gular one) for breakfast (because the wish genie didn't understand what you meant).

I wish I could have bought the Soma 1987 blue glow-in-the-dark dinosaur on Ebay before someone else did.

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but you recieve a Papo Protoceratops instead.
I wish for the Funko Mystery Mini T.rex

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! It is delivered at the top of the tallest tree of your yard and you have to climb there to get it.

I wish there was no snow left until next winter in my region starting right now.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but the sudden melt floods every city in the region, since they're all built on rivers.

I wish for twenty seasons of Prehistoric Planet.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted but then people get tired of it, call it overated, and all dinosaur figures and depictions are cheap knockoffs of those designs.
i wish i knew sports better

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, you gain incredible knowledge on every sport in the world, but tomorrow an earth-shattering event will cause the rules of every sport to change dramatically.

I wish I could tune out movie spoilers on command