Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but they are all museum line

I wish I knew about the uncertainties of the world.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you're aware of all the uncertainties, but you don't know the answers to any of them. The combination of knowledge and ignorance drives you mad.

I wish ginkgo fruits smelled like roses.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but we live in a world where roses evolved to smell bad to humans so we wont pick them up anymore.

I wish the accuracy checkers on wikipedia werent so overly nitpicky, petty, and pointlessly overprotective. I mean it is just a few degrees moved and a few skin folds that inst going to kill the accuracy. 

[Perotorum]

Granted, but we live in a world where roses evolved to smell bad to humans so we wont pick them up anymore.

I wish the accuracy checkers on wikipedia werent so overly nitpicky, petty, and pointlessly overprotective. I mean it is just a few degrees moved and a few skin folds that inst going to kill the accuracy. 

Granted, but they become slightly less petty and bias, roughly equal to a reddit mod which is one level down on the pettiness scale.

I wish for you to choose another stegosaurus for me to model, one preferably with symmetry on the back plates.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, I choose dacentrurus. Enjoy the tail spikes

I wish I didnt need glasses

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that is because your eyes fall out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3UNyolj4Y

I wish I had kept one Dinosaur card for every Element when selling off most of my Dinosaur King cards.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you have 118 Dinosaur King cards, one made of each element. Some are flammable in air and others are radioactive, so they do considerable damage to you and your home.

I wish my enemies could always smell their own boogers.

[Perotorum]

Granted, I choose dacentrurus. Enjoy the tail spikes

I wish I didnt need glasses

Cute, I have done multiple edmontonia, nothing will stop me, except asymmetry.
And granted, but you are now deaf.
I wish get the new haolongood edmontonia.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's the last thing Haolonggood ever makes.

My own wish uncorrupted, I reiterate it: I wish my enemies could always smell their own boogers.

PS @Stegotyranno420 the sundae one from a while back accidentally contained the remnants of a discarded wish, which is why it didn't make much sense. I'm going to leave it, I think it's funnier that way.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Their boogers smell like good, sweet maple sirup.

I wish I had an IQ of over 200.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, for every one point of increase in your IQ, everyone within a 500-km radius gets ten points of decrease, and that goes with you if you travel. The rest of your life consists of patiently trying to explain things that nobody around you can understand.

I wish that vegetables in my refrigerator never spoiled or wilted.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, for every one point of increase in your IQ, everyone within a 500-km radius gets ten points of decrease, and that goes with you if you travel. The rest of your life consists of patiently trying to explain things that nobody around you can understand.

I wish that vegetables in my refrigerator never spoiled or wilted.

Granted, but they taste as such eveb though they do not spoil.

I wish to have all my summer assignments done without any work

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but that means you don't learn anything. You enjoy a flailing and unnecessarily difficult adulthood.

I wish there were a good panadería in my neighborhood.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you are banned from it.

I wish to know if a white animal being called Ghost counts as a trope.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it is the last thing you ever learn. Your brain, satisfied with an answer about Ghost tropes, no longer assimilates new knowledge.

I wish I could sprout functional wings at will, and resorb them after use.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it is the last thing you ever learn. Your brain, satisfied with an answer about Ghost tropes, no longer assimilates knew knowledge.

I wish I could sprout functional wings at will, and resorb them after use.

Granted, they are functional enough to flap, but they are too small to lift you into the air.

I wish the Mediterranean Sea would turn into a massive salt lake

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you're transported back in time to the Messinian Salinity Crisis, at the lowest dry elevation, where the surface temperature is 75°C.

I wish that PNSO would make this obsolete:

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but it happens all at once.

I wish for a random Jurassic World Super Colossal figure.

[Halichoeres]

Granted. It's delivered through your window, tied to a cinder block.

I wish the train between Los Angeles and Chicago took less than two days.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted. It's delivered through your window, tied to a cinder block.

I wish the train between Los Angeles and Chicago took less than two days.

Granted. But in one of those cities, you find a cinderblock, the one that will eventually be thrown into the house alongside an addon of a JW model. But the problem is this cinderblock was found near a construction sight for an children'shospital. After realizing the cinderblock was missing, the builders decide the hospital cannot and will not be built.

I wish figurine paint or detail didn't wear off