Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but its a taco bell taco, not an authentic.

I wish I had a Goth gf 😅😅💀

[Trenchcoated Rebbachisaur]

Granted. You now have a goth girl stalker who wants to wear your skin and is convinced she's already your girlfriend.

I want us to discover a living late-surviving Pterosaur.

[Primeval12]

Granted. You now have a goth girl stalker who wants to wear your skin and is convinced she's already your girlfriend.

I want us to discover a living late-surviving Pterosaur.

Granted but it's from 64 MYA


I wish Haolonggood would release their Einiosaurus

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but the mold of the horn is messed up.

I wish I had a scythian gf, hopefully that goes better than the goth 💀

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but the mold of the horn is messed up.

I wish I had a scythian gf, hopefully that goes better than the goth 💀

Granted. You switch places with an iranian man from the 7th century BC, and die of dysentery within the week

I wish for stego's dysentery

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, you now have dysentery.
I wish to cross the Oregon River.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, you now have dysentery.
I wish to cross the Oregon River.

Granted but you die of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.

I wish for a Scythian GF WITHOUT getting turned into a Iranian dude with dysentery...take that 😆

[DinoFan2010]

Granted but she turns out to be a Therizinosaurus and kills you.
I wish for a copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but she turns out to be a Therizinosaurus and kills you.
I wish for a copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.

granted but its you cannot play it or use it.

I wish for a Mongol gf

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but she turns out to be a Therizinosaurus and kills you.
I wish for a copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.

granted but its you cannot play it or use it.

I wish for a Mongol gf

Granted, your GrandFather is now of Mongolian ancestry. And he can do the throat-singing too. As a treat.

I wish Detroit would become a better place

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, we fix Detroit by sending it to the shadow realm

I wish for a Sarmatian GF, meaning Girl-Friend...not Grand-Father

[DinoFan2010]

granted, but you get a Golden Fish, that's really just a dead fish spray painted gold.
I wish for a working copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but the person who gave it to you robbed it out of the hands of a child.

I wish for a breakdancing tortoise named Ron