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What if this dinosaur...?

Started by ShadowYaverlandia756, May 24, 2013, 04:38:05 PM

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ShadowYaverlandia756

Bsically someone says a dinosaur name and a weird action(for a dinosaur at least),then the person below answers what would happen if the action of the above poster was to take place. Confusing?Ithought so.I'll start so you can see what i mean:


What would happen if a Ceratosaurus bought a computer?
Meet my friend orthocone!He is pretty quiet...


amargasaurus cazaui

Authors with varying competence have suggested dinosaurs disappeared because of meteorites...God's will, raids by little green hunters in flying saucers, lack of standing room in Noah's Ark, and palaeoweltschmerz—Glenn Jepsen


RockyMountainRex

Quote from: ShadowYaverlandia756 on May 24, 2013, 04:38:05 PM
What would happen if a Ceratosaurus bought a computer?

After it became Cerat-i-fied on Windows, it would come to this forum and register!   ;D
Rawr!

amargasaurus cazaui

#3
Cer-at-inly !!!
Authors with varying competence have suggested dinosaurs disappeared because of meteorites...God's will, raids by little green hunters in flying saucers, lack of standing room in Noah's Ark, and palaeoweltschmerz—Glenn Jepsen


ShadowYaverlandia756

What would happen if a Velociraptor went into a store?
Meet my friend orthocone!He is pretty quiet...

CityRaptor

It would  become a "Fast Shoplifter".
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

amargasaurus cazaui

Quote from: ShadowYaverlandia756 on May 27, 2013, 11:24:38 AM
What would happen if a Velociraptor went into a store?
Everyone else would get OUT !!!
Authors with varying competence have suggested dinosaurs disappeared because of meteorites...God's will, raids by little green hunters in flying saucers, lack of standing room in Noah's Ark, and palaeoweltschmerz—Glenn Jepsen


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What would happen if a Parasaurolophus joined a brass band?
I really really like blue things.

Zhuchengotyrant

The trumpet players would quit, thinking that the Para is to superb
-Zhuchengotyrant

SpittersForEver

hahahaha made me laugh so much!!!!                                  :)

Libraraptor

Cool and entertaining idea! What would happen if a Struthiomimus went into a fitness club?

Takama

Animal control would be called, and try to catch the wild dino and take it to a zoo to study since its a creature that long thought to be extinct

Zhuchengotyrant

Quote from: Takama on April 28, 2014, 10:42:51 PM
Animal control would be called, and try to catch the wild dino and take it to a zoo to study since its a creature that long thought to be extinct
Wha......?
Just kidding.
Takama, I really was laughing! ;)
You are being realistic though
-Zhuchengotyrant


Takama

To be less Realistic, the Struthiomimus hops on a treadmill and Starts running, only to burn it out because he runs faster then the machine can process.

What would happen if a male Velociraptor walked into the ladies room?

Zhuchengotyrant

Quote from: Takama on April 29, 2014, 04:31:08 AM
To be less Realistic, the Struthiomimus hops on a treadmill and Starts running, only to burn it out because he runs faster then the machine can process.

What would happen if a male Velociraptor walked into the ladies room?
The women would scream, shouting"Go to the men's room",

He leaves goes to the rest room and eats a cheeseburger after washing his hands and toe claws.

(Im hungry right now)
-Zhuchengotyrant

Paleogene Pals

OK, what if Samuel L. Jackson encountered a bunch of compies on an airplane? The PG version...

Yutyrannus

He would try to catch one as a pet, but they would keep running too fast.

"The world's still the same. There's just less in it."

Wellnhoferia

What if therizinosaurus did some gardening?

Paleogene Pals

He would say, "I wish I had something with which to till the earth with."

Manatee

What if a Carnotaurus got into model sculpting?

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