Jurassic City

[Alex-DinoFood]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMZt0YMw9O0

I have no words... 

[stargatedalek]

Royalty free stock models no less xD

[triceratops83]

 

[Manatee]

  . I think we can officially dub this the worst CGI in the history of CGI.

[triceratops83]

. I think we can officially dub this the worst CGI in the history of CGI.

CGI's the least of their problems, although I always say that a similar movie using stop motion and puppets would be let off the hook a lot more easily for me knowing they put in at least some effort. I detest the lack of originality, the notion that dinosaurs are monsters and not animals, bad acting, the use of Alien and Hans Zimmer music in the trailer, Stupid action movie puns, evil government experiments or whatever, dismissive attitude towards physics (Pterosaur destroying military helicopter), and this awesombro attitude that actually makes people even dumber. Now don't get me wrong, I like cheesy movies, but - Older cheap movies were innocent and naïve in the way they thought they could pull off their script/acting/effects,and that's how they earn their charm, but now cheap movies are cynical, trying to be "hammy". You DON'T try to be awful, you just get forgiven for turning out that way by accident as far as bad movies are concerned, trying to make a bad movie is just obnoxious.

[Paleogene Pals]

If you deliberately set about making a crappy movie, you just made a crappy movie...period.

[tyrantqueen]

My reaction:

[Arul]

The story seems great but dont push us back to enjoy '90 graphics...plus, im sure this movie is not belong to all age. Bikini girls ? Please...but good luck for it 

[deanm]

I know what will save this film.  The real Rambo or a Terminator...  Add a great soundtrak - (Im sure Miley Cyrus is available...)       

I have a feeling that even watching this on Netflix will horribly corrupt my PC... 

[Roselaar]

Well that just looks positively crappy...

[CityRaptor]

Well, that does not look bad in the way it could be funny, that just looks bad bad!

The story seems great but dont push us back to enjoy '90 graphics...plus, im sure this movie is not belong to all age. Bikini girls ? Please...but good luck for it 

That kind of movie is rarely suited for kids. Bikini Girls should be less an issue than all the violence. And looks like there are some scantly clad women at the police station...

[Takama]

Ok i just got done watching this movie.

Overall, it was mediocre at best. The acting was cringe worthy at times, and the Dinosaurs seem to be invincible at times, and Very Very vulnerable at other times.

Despite the name. The film mostly takes place in a prison, where we get a convicted pedophile forced to team up with some girls who were arrested for underage drinking. Most of the people get eaten, and were eventually left with two of the Girls, and the Pedophile. The Pedophile kills a Monolophosaurus (The most Prominent Dinosaur in the movie), and then tries to convince the ladys to reward him for his efforts. Of course, the ladys want none of that, and the pedo gets eaten by another Mono.   It is only at the end of the movie, that we find out that the dinosaurs were set free into the City, only for it to end with a Pteranodon sending a Helicopter to its doom.

The only Creatures i seen in the movie were, Monolophosaurus, A Giganotosaurus, who only appears in one scene, and the Pteranodon at the end of the film.

Overall, I cant recommend this movie. The only reason i boght it, is because im a sucker for Dino Flicks that are both good and Bad.

[Arul]

For the new reader of this thread wacth out for the spoilers 

[funcoins]

LOL.  Sure wouldn't want to spoil this movie!