Paleofails

[Loxodon]

This one is literally straight from PalaeoFail itself, but was way too amusing not to show here.

[Komodo]

(2/October/2015)
*snip*
Quoted Response: It looks more like a limp noodle than a Deinonychus

*snip*
Quoted Response: This titanoboa is surprisingly chill for drowning

There is abstract from the SVP 2014 that suggests Titanoboa was fully aquatic. Which wouldn't be surprising.

Please avoid quoting multiple photos; thanks! - moderator

[E.D.G.E. (PainterRex)]

(1/November/2015)

[CityRaptor]

Obviously they gave it dolphin DNA for extra evilness.

[PaleoMatt]

The best paleofails are the ones that no one else does

[Plasticbeast95]

(1/November/2015)

Are we sure that Discovery didn't do this, after all, they seem to have trouble understanding that Megalodon doesn't exist anymore, it wouldn't surprise me if they though it was a mammal too.

[HD-man]

The negative reviews in "HD-man's Serious Dino Books/Dino-Related Reviews!" ( http://dinotoyblog.com/forum/index.php?topic=2210.0 ) are for paleofails. As of this post, there's Feduccia's Riddle of the Feathered Dragons: Hidden Birds of China, Barnes-Svarney/Svarney's The Handy Dinosaur Answer Book, Lessem's The Ultimate Dinopedia: The Most Complete Dinosaur Reference Ever, The Magic School Bus, Brusatte/Benton's Dinosaurs, Mash's How to Keep Dinosaurs, Benton's Walking With Dinosaurs: Fascinating Facts, & Johnson's Dino Wars: Discover the Deadliest Dinosaurs, Bloodiest Battles, and Super Survival Strategies of the Prehistoric World. I'll add to "Paleofails" as I add to "HD-man's Serious Dino Books/Dino-Related Reviews!".

I've since added Burnie's The Kingfisher Illustrated Dinosaur Encyclopedia & Brusatte's Field Guide to Dinosaurs (See page 2).

[LophoLeeVT]

lol!

[Tyto_Theropod]

Obviously they gave it dolphin DNA for extra evilness.

I see what you did there.

[MLMjp]

Make some speculative fuzzy carcharodontosaurs...




But make a Tyrannosaurus without feathers and a JP raptor with a bit of fuzz as Utharaptor

[stargatedalek]

That game even feathered their hadrosaurs! But the developers were actively aggressive to anyone who mentioned feathering tyrannosaurus or dromaeosaurs.

[CityRaptor]

That makes no sense at all.

[MLMjp]

I don´t have posted it here, but the Spinosaurus is basically a JP/Primal carnage copie. Although it has a crest between the eyes

EDIT:
And here is the Spino

[E.D.G.E. (PainterRex)]

from a 2014 book

[Tyto_Theropod]

Really.

[PaleoMatt]

I'm going to right a long essay to those idiotic devs who aren't feathering there t rex and raptor. Don't care what they say, gonna make a petition.

[stargatedalek]

I'm going to right a long essay to those idiotic devs who aren't feathering there t rex and raptor. Don't care what they say, gonna make a petition.

I'm pretty sure the project already failed several years ago.

[PaleoMatt]

I'm going to right a long essay to those idiotic devs who aren't feathering there t rex and raptor. Don't care what they say, gonna make a petition.

I'm pretty sure the project already failed several years ago.

Oh, good

Joking! There Tyrannotitan looked cool!

[MLMjp]

And this is the ankylosaurus:



What on earth is THAT???!!!
WHAT´S UP WITH THE HEAD??!

[PaleoMatt]

One chubby Anky