Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

I like it on pizza 

Granted, I didn't want to corrupt this wish, but it must be done: you get it for a good price because all the plates were cut out.

I wish papo started making accurate dinosaurs with the quality of their best figures

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, quality is redefined, so that their Protoceratops is their best figure along with their Tylosaurus.
I wish for pineapples to fall from the sky.

[Lynx]

Granted, you never specified just how many pineapples, or how much land it would cover, thus, thanks to the 's' at the end of the term with no further specification, only two pineapples fall from the sky, both into the ocean so nobody can enjoy the sweet, sweet fruit inside. 

I wish I could afford more PNSO figures

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's because they've stopped painting them. They're just selling them in whatever color of plastic they can find some pellets of.

I wish disposable grills had never been invented.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, they invent a worse alternative


I wish I knew how to cook better

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but all your recipes require human flesh.

I wish for emerald ash borers to be exterminated in North America.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! They are exterminated because there are no more ash trees for them to feed on in North America.

I wish toys were not all made in China anymore.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but only because everybody is now at war with China


I wish for a beehive to appear in the pacific ocean

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but a whale swallowed it by accident


I wish English irregular verbs will just evolve the -ed ending like the other verbs did. E.g Ran->Runned, I know they sound very crude, but consistency is what matters for me

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! Now, the regular verbs become irregular. Like "banned" becomes "bun".

I wish summers were around 5 dedrees Celsius fresher than what they are now here in my region.

[Mellow Stego]

Granted! But now every year around this same time it will gradually get colder by 5 degrees.

I wish for this stupid chip shortage to end and cars can return to normal prices.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! You can now buy 1905- styled cars at very low price. Because now all cars are built exactly how they were back in 1905.

I wish I never had intestinal gas ever again.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it's because your intestines are always full of liquid instead.

I wish I could hear ultrasound.

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but you can only hear Ultrasound the 2021 movie playing over and over again in your mind.

I wish I had better photography skills.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! Now, you just love photographing empty walls.

I wish I could digest sardines again.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you can never get them off your breath. You breathe essence of sardine onto everyone you talk to forever.

I wish PNSO were more careful with proportion.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! Now they are careless with colors and the dinos look like they have been colored by two-year-olds.

I wish I could change the end of TV shows stories to make them end the way I WANT.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, now there is no narrative tension. Now all the stories become predictable and boring and you lose interest.

I wish for an end to air shows.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Now there are only WATER shows.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted here.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted,  but you are not allowed to wish then do they don't get corrupted

I wish for Lazer eyes