Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it's all beetles

I wish for a horse

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. It's a plastic toy horse 4 inches tall.

I wish more (live) horses were cream in coat color.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but only due to the extinction of other varieties.

I wish bacon grew on trees.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it's that lame vegan tofu bacon or whatever bio engineered slop they  substitute for a nice fresh cut of meat these days.

I wish everyone had the same opinion, respected eachother worked together and didn't complain about how "mundane" their world is

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted! You've successfully created an echo chamber!

I wish that overnight everything grew by the slightest of a micrometer.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, atoms also grow, so one millimeter equals around a kilometer and then the universe implodes.
I wish for every tree to grow higher.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! They all are one millimeter taller.

I wish the Steller Sea Cow came back in our world.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, they cannot breed and are sterile.
I wish to be able to fly.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, your back can now split open to reveal beetle-like wings You are hunted down by an angry mob and burned for being a witch.

I awish all fire was blue

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Now, it is the sky which is yellow.

I wish all trees grew edible fruits and seeds (edible for humans, I mean).

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they fight back.

I wish I had a peeler so that I could defeat this Apple.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, the Peeler is alive and has a wish to peel all food.
I wish to have infinite money

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but thanks to you money is now worthless and has been replaced with Keshi as the new currency.

I wish for some nice Dinosaur Keshi.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, they are life-sized.

I wish we had a new banner

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but it only appears when you log off.

I wish my car was more reliable.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Its motor now makes a deafening, horrible sound.

I wish I had the highest IQ in the world.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's because everyone with a high IQ has died. There is now a global shortage of engineers, physicians, and professors. However, there are still lots of attorneys and legacy admissions to the Ivy League!

I wish red lights at traffic signals automatically caused tire damage spikes to protrude from the pavement.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Yellow lights and green lights do it as well.

I wish I was the prettiest woman in the world.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but peoples standards of fashion change overnight so you are for one day.

I wish for a pineapple/anana

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but it's only on a pizza.

I wish I could find a Sideshow Stegosaurus for a good price.