Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you forget about your hobbies and become a dull, emotionless creature only capable of remembering how to make a proper thesis summary, algebra formulas, and perhaps some historical dates.

I wish for my flight to be safe

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. It is the landing that is terrible.

I wish gold was a lot less rare.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but now it is so common that it is regarded as worthless yellow rocks.

I wish for the Jurassic Park fandom to be less annoying.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but now it is so common that it is regarded as worthless yellow rocks.

I wish for the Jurassic Park fandom to be less annoying.

Granted; but only because you are now blind and deaf.

I wish Jurassic Park never had sequels

[Pliosaurking]

Granted, but walking with dinosaurs was never made! 
I wish that prehistoric planet will get a sequel!

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but walking with dinosaurs was never made! 
I wish that prehistoric planet will get a sequel!

Granted, but it's a sequel of Prehistoric Planet with Ben Stiller, and uses stock footage from Planet Dinosaur.

I wish I could Run With Dinosaurs instead.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but walking with dinosaurs was never made! 
I wish that prehistoric planet will get a sequel!

Granted, but it's a sequel of Prehistoric Planet with Ben Stiller, and uses stock footage from Planet Dinosaur.

I wish I could Run With Dinosaurs instead.

Granted but now you run from the Dinosaurs, making you Chased by Dinosaurs.

I wish I can chose when you wake up/sleep without struggle

[Halichoeres]

I wish I can chose when you wake up/sleep without struggle

By "you," I take this to mean GojiraGuy1954, so granted, you can control when he sleeps and wakes. Hilarity ensues due to the difference in time zones.

I wish food would never go bad before I can eat it.

[Lynx]

By "you," I take this to mean GojiraGuy1954, so granted, you can control when he sleeps and wakes. Hilarity ensues due to the difference in time zones.

I wish food would never go bad before I can eat it.
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Granted, it goes bad while you eat it

I wish I could become a walnut again

[Stegotyranno420]

By "you," I take this to mean GojiraGuy1954, so granted, you can control when he sleeps and wakes. Hilarity ensues due to the difference in time zones.

I wish food would never go bad before I can eat it.

Granted, it goes bad while you eat it

I wish I could become a walnut again
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granted but the Committee Representing Outdated Stegosauri file a lawsuit against you, claiming Species Appropriation

I wish I can teleport

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but your Liver can't.

I wish I had a cool rock.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, it is so cool it is at 0 Kelvin

I wish for a scientifically accurate mod of Carnivores 2/Ice Age

[Duck]

Granted but it's buggy and unstable

I wish I could sleep well

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, you are buried alive because your family members think you are dead because you slept too long.

I wish there was no static electricity anymore.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but since air purifiers rely on static, all buildings accumulate toxins and pathogens.

I wish children's voices were less shrill.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Now, they roar like tigers and lions.

And I don't care gold is now common. It doesn't oxydate so it now can be used for many useful things.

I wish pigs were not eaten anymore because the public now realizes how intelligent they are.

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but now people have turned to eating puppies for that bacon taste.

[Halichoeres]

@Mellow Stego what is your wish? 

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but now people have turned to eating puppies for that bacon taste.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but all your loved ones are sick.

I wish people didn't try to use pigs intelligence to justify dog eating.