Corrupt a wish

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. That is because you are so terribly skinny you practically have no weight to lift.

I wish the war in Ukraine stopped.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but war in Bir Tawil starts.

I wish to nuke the sun

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but the sun doesn't notice and carries on as usual.

I wish Netflix still had DVD subscriptions.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. Now you have a choice of THREE movies to order: "The Little Mermaid" by Disney, "The Powerpuff Girls Movie" and "The Golem" filmed in 1920.

[Stegotyranno420]

What is thy wish? @Bowhead Whale

[Bowhead Whale]

Oh! My wish... I wish I stopped having nightmares.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted you start having day mares.
You can interpret that as either bad morning-afternoon instead of night dreams or a lot of female horses falling onto your bed.

I wish to go back to america

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you return with a Guatemalan passport and no visa.

I wish marketing were less personalized, it's creepy.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted now you get recommended the exact opposite of what you like.

I wish overpopulation is not a problem

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. That is because many people are put by force in the South Pole as settlers.

I wish stupid people didn't come to the library anymore to reject the services I gave them and to insult me.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted. That is because many people are put by force in the South Pole as settlers.

I wish stupid people didn't come to the library anymore to reject the services I gave them and to insult me.

Could you expand on that? As in they come to the library and act boorishly?
 Anyways, granted, but now nobody comes to the library.

I wish I could get my paperwork done in time before I have to go to work

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you accidentally complete it in disappearing ink.

I wish every major company would release a series of mini pterosaurs next year.

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but they are so tiny you'll need a magnifying piece just to see them.

I wish I knew how to cook really delicious steaks.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it is vegan soy-steak

I wish to publish a gallery book

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it's a gallery of your mugshots from many arrests for petty crimes.

I wish speed limits were strictly enforced everywhere, on penalty of impoundment.

[Strepsodus]

Granted, but this leads to everyone stuck in a traffic jam.

I wish I had a more efficient way to display my collection.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you don't have a efficient kitchen, washroom, bedroom, or anything else in your hosue now.

I wish I had a ray that can shrink and enlarge the size of my figures

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it can only shrink them to subatomic scale, or grow them to 1:1 scale.

I wish shards of glass would despawn in real life

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but when the glass breaks it now is so loud it deafens your ears.

I wish for garlic

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but when the glass breaks it now is so loud it deafens your ears.

I wish for garlic

Granted, but you are also a Vampire.

I wish I could Echolocate like a Bat