Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but then in an alternate universe you wish for rock, causing the two universes to merge. In the chaos, your scissors are broken by a rock.

I wish for the scissors to be repaired.

Granted, but then another rock comes because im going to wish for Rock

I wish for Rock

[Lynx]

Granted. Each of the items stand next to each other, facing off. The paper house dripping with rain, the crushed scissors, and the rock. All here, finally, the trio is complete.

Rock is the first to rush forward, tackling over the crushed scissors, but it's so broken it ends up scarring rock instead of the scissors. Paper wraps around rock, but the page is so wet rock easily breaks out. Each, more injured than before, take a step back.

Nothing they can do will harm the other. Try as they might, but the games concept has been broken. This isn't how the game is supposed to be played.

They stare at one another, fury circling around themselves. There can be no winner, but that won't stop them from trying.

Anger boiling inside each and every one of them, rock, paper, and scissors charge into one another...

A white light covers the lands. Any life nearby was wiped out by the force. The forests are mere piles of ash, and civilization has crumbled.

As the dust settles, a crater is left where the trio were. It stretches several miles downward, a beam of mist protruding from it.

The few survivors approach the chasm that seems to be the source of such death and destruction. The mist clears, and it becomes apparent what the aftermath is.

A swiping portal several miles downward, bending time and space itself. Flashes of alternate universes can be briefly seen. Wormholes of the past open and close rapidly.

With the earth destroyed, there is only one way to go.

Down.


I wish for the saga to be concluded.

[CityRaptor]

Granted but it becomes a really bad rip-off of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" with totally original characters like Ash Dental, Volkswagen Superior and Melvin the Unhappy Robot.

I wish for Primal figures!

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted they are made by Hasbro

I wish for a movie about Far Seer by Sawyer

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but every part is played by Jimmy Fallon and he giggles through every take.

I wish food were immune to gravity so it could never be dropped on the ground.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted but it floats now
I wish for the storms to stop

[GojiraGuy1954]

granted but it floats now

I think that was the wish Stego

[Stegotyranno420]

floats up to the air, so it is hard to get. But that is more anti gravity than no gravity, but the point still stands

[Halichoeres]

I wish for the storms to stop

Granted, it's back to crippling drought.

I wish salads at restaurants didn't all have fruit in them.

[GojiraGuy1954]

I wish for the storms to stop

Granted, it's back to crippling drought.

I wish salads at restaurants didn't all have fruit in them.

Granted, now they all have meat-based fruit substitutes for those who object to the consumption of fruit.

I wish for more time

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you have unlimited time, but only because your relativistic experience of time is so sped up that you perceive everyone else as standing perfectly still. You are never able to meaningfully interact with another human again.

I wish for a cup of strong coffee.

[Lynx]

Granted, but it's so strong you aren't able to sleep for the rest of the week and have severe side effects because of that.

I wish to become a walnut

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but you are eaten by a squirrel.
I want to go back in time

[Pliosaurking]

Granted but you get eaten by a Tyrannosaurus .
I wish for a pie

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, it is eel pie.

I wish to know calculus

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, your brain has abandoned all function aside from knowledge of calculus, including breathing and heart beating.

I wish Stegotyranno could survive this predicament

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but you are eaten by the T.Rex that ate me.
I wish for a deck of cards so me and gojira have something to do.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but a tsunami wipes both of you out.

I wish our corruptions made more sense in regards to the wish

[DinoFan2010]

Granted but if the T.Rex eats you too.
I wish the T.Rex would spit us all out.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but then a Spinosaurus eats us.

I wish we stopped this chain of carnivores eating us