Corrupt a wish

[DinoFan2010]

Granted.but you've started more lore.
 After being eating by the spino, we find our way out, before finding ourselves in the middle of fight between the spino and the rex. We flee before finding ourselves cornered by a pack of raptors.
I wish for a torch.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, you hold the end that is on fire.

I wish the state of Rhode Island was surrounded by an inpenetrable wall of live feral hogs

[Lynx]

Granted, but the feral hogs fall asleep for five minutes each day, giving them a chance to escape.

I wish for all squirrels to vanish in vengeance of my almond self

[Halichoeres]

Granted, rats take their place, just like what happened in the Philippines with the cloud-rats (Phloeomys).

I wish for Nanmu to gain 0 votes in the 'top ten figures' poll.

[Lynx]

Granted, Schleich gets over 200 instead.

I wish for a door

[Stegotyranno420]

Good, but it is a giant trapdoor with a giant trapdoor spider.

I wish for PNSOs Acrocanthosaurus to win the election

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, it is the US Presidential election.

I wish for x

[CityRaptor]

Granted, a giant letter X falls on you.

I wish for a device that can cure cancer...and turn people into dinosaurs.

 

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they turn into dinosaurs entirely made of cancerous tissue

I wish I may, I wish I might

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but you fall in the Nether.
I wish for a hamburger from mcdonalds

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but since that is such a terrible wish, your burger turns into a premium hamburger, made with the best ingredients and love.

I wish the Jurassic Park Fandom wasn't filled with so many annoying people.

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but they all become part of the FNaF fandom, and start hating on JP again saying that FNaF is better than JP.
I wish for the entire stock of Papo Protoceratops to be destroyed in a nuclear explosion.

[Lynx]

Granted, but they all become part of the FNaF fandom, and start hating on JP again saying that FNaF is better than JP.
I wish for the entire stock of Papo Protoceratops to be destroyed in a nuclear explosion.

Granted, they gain nuclear powers and become living breathing creatures, and will hunt you down for the rest of your days.
I wish for a paint chip.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they all become part of the FNaF fandom, and start hating on JP again saying that FNaF is better than JP.

They're TRUE though

Granted, they gain nuclear powers and become living breathing creatures, and will hunt you down for the rest of your days.
I wish for a paint chip.

Granted, it is a large, obvious, irreperable paint chip on your most expensive figure.

I wish for a potato chip

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but before you can eat it, you are eaten by a radioactive papo protoceratops.
I wish for a pet dog.

[Lynx]

Granted, the dog is turned into a radioactive papo protoceratops. The virus is spreading to all lifeforms.

I wish for a house with a decent backyard

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you must share it with a bunch of free loaders
I want a steak

[Lynx]

Granted, it is the best-tasting steak ever, but it was infected by a Papo Protoceratops. You turn into one. Was it worth it?

I wish for a Papo Protoceratops.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, it is radioactive. Should've seen this coming.

I wish for the erasure of all radiation

[Lynx]

Granted, it is replaced with a green jolly-rancher-like material. The Papo Protoceratops army will now solidify whatever crosses their path, forever trapping them in Green Apple jolly-rancher. At least it's not radioactive... I guess? The Papo Protoceratops are not bothered by the change of radiation and coat themselves in thin jolly-rancher to keep alive.

I wish for a bunker to hide from the Papo Protoceratops.