Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, the entire world has been flooded to ensure that your Swans never stop swimming.

I wish for eight maids a-milking

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted,  but they are horrible milkmaids and get kicked by the bulls (yes bulls...they couldn't tell the difference)

I wish christmas music (and lets throw in consumerosm too) ceased to exist

[crazy8wizard]

Granted. Nobody recognizes any Christmas music anymore, but Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is You" plays endlessly in your head at all times of the day.

I wish for nine ladies dancing...don't take that the wrong way

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, they are breakdancers who break their backs too, all on your property, and sue you for negligence


I wish to restart life with my current knowledge

[DefinitelyNOTDilo]

Granted, they are breakdancers who break their backs too, all on your property, and sue you for negligence


I wish to restart life with my current knowledge

Granted, you die shortly after birth due to your infant brain being unable to handle the stress of it all.

I wish for 10 lords a-leaping

[crazy8wizard]

Granted but for some reason they're all human sized grasshoppers who buy up all your property and eat the foliage.

I wish for eleven pipers piping

[Halichoeres]

Granted, each pipe is tuned differently.

I wish for twelve gold rings.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but they are gold but also coated in radium and uranium

I wish for 13 jaguars a-jumping
im sure thats the next line for the song right?

[DinoFan2010]

Granted. 13 Jet Jaguars all jump on top of you.
I wish to know what is causing the wish corruptions.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted. 13 Jet Jaguars all jump on top of you.
I wish to know what is causing the wish corruptions.

granted. Its the [redacted----redacted----redacted-----redacted----]. So now you know

I wish for a flying ninja porpoise with a entrepreneurial spirit

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but his spirit is fueled by an intense hatred for you. You spend the rest of your life escaping the ninja porpoise.
I wish to know what the redacted words are.

[Megalosaurus]

Granted, but his spirit is fueled by an intense hatred for you. You spend the rest of your life escaping the ninja porpoise.
I wish to know what the redacted words are.

Granted, the answer goes now direct to your brain, but you are too bussy reading this, so you didn't pay attention. 
I wish to find a perfect ammonite fossil with the soft tissues included.

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but the wish goblin who corrupts the wishes stuffs the ammonite in a junked car, and is shattered when the car is compacted.
I wish for a cheese pizza with one singular anchovy directly in the center of the pizza doing the macarena.

[DinoFan2010]

Is this thread dead?

[Spinokaprogorgon]

Granted, but the wish goblin who corrupts the wishes stuffs the ammonite in a junked car, and is shattered when the car is compacted.
I wish for a cheese pizza with one singular anchovy directly in the center of the pizza doing the macarena.

Every time the fish says eeeyy macarena, a slice of your pizza dissappears

[Spinokaprogorgon]

I wish I could spawn any extinct creature I want, and be able to mind control them

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you cannot de-spawn them, and the mind control only works when you're awake, so every time you fall asleep a bunch of animals who resent having been mind-controlled is after you.

I wish bacon grew on trees.

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but it's turkey bacon.
I wish SH Monsterarts Figures were cheaper.

[Tracewyrm!]

Granted, but it's turkey bacon.
I wish SH Monsterarts Figures were cheaper.

Granted, now SHMAs are so cheap that they sell out the moment they drop. Now if you want one you're forced to buy it off Ebay scalpers, who have already inflated the price back to what SHMAs normally cost.

I wish Prehistoric Planet kept going for a few more seasons

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but the series is sold to Universal Studios, and all the models in the series are replaced with models from the Jurassic franchise.
I wish i had a taco.