What if this dinosaur...?

alexeratops · September 06, 2014, 02:46:26 PM

We would have mouth molds as models.

LophoLeeVT · April 27, 2015, 05:12:03 AM

it will make one carnotaurus and say haha you arms are smaller than mine

what if 2 mononychus played rock paper sissors

TJ_Terrorsaur · May 06, 2015, 05:06:08 AM

I think it'd go something like this.
Both:"Rock paper scissors, shoot"
Mononychus 1: Haha Paper beats rock!
Mononychus 2: It's scissors, I win!
Mononychus 1: Nu uh that's rock, your claw was curled!

What if a Spinosaurus' sail was itchy?

Tyto_Theropod · May 06, 2015, 04:02:59 PM

"Hey Carch! Come and scratch my sail for me!"

Arul · May 06, 2015, 07:06:31 PM

"Better get into the water, yo fish i have a fresh parasite sticking on my sail"

What if a baby trex fall in love with baby trike ?

Takama · May 06, 2015, 10:07:05 PM

Rex: OMG HES COMING CLOSER. Come to me MY lOV..[sound of a T.Rex getting gored]

What if Concavenator rolled over and got his hump stuck in a hole.

TJ_Terrorsaur · May 07, 2015, 02:06:11 AM

The first Turtle: "I've been there kid, keep kicking it will eventually fix it's self.

What if a Brachiosaur stepped in some gum?

Tyto_Theropod · May 07, 2015, 11:12:14 AM

It would be so big it probably wouldn't notice, and then it would accidentally step on some small animal that would be fossilised with a humiliating gum hat.

What if a Microraptor got its claw stuck in a tree?

TJ_Terrorsaur · May 09, 2015, 10:09:00 PM

Quote from: Tyto_Theropod on May 07, 2015, 11:12:14 AM
It would be so big it probably wouldn't notice, and then it would accidentally step on some small animal that would be fossilised with a humiliating gum hat.

What if a Microraptor got its claw stuck in a tree?

He would be the first dinosaur themed bobble.

What if a Therizinosaurus tried to paint it's claws?

Takama · May 10, 2015, 12:57:06 AM

SHe be frustrated, because she can not pick up the polish.

What if a T.Rex took a girl on a date.

Arul · May 10, 2015, 01:50:33 AM

It will never work, they even cant holding hands

What if a brontosaurus mating an apatosaurus ?

Takama · May 10, 2015, 02:26:14 AM

The world would burn from there unholy offspring

What if a Yutyrannus found a Hair Dryer?

Tyto_Theropod · May 10, 2015, 11:31:11 AM

The next time she got wet, she'd use it to dry her feathers and they'd go POOF! And so Ridiculouslyfluffysaurus happened.

What if a Diplodocus wanted to use a phone box?

Takama · May 13, 2015, 07:44:16 PM

She Sticks her head into the Box, and picks up the phone with her mouth. "OK How am i supposed to use this?" She thinks.

What if a Abeleisaurus got Chicken Pox

Tapejara1122 · May 14, 2015, 12:32:50 AM

He would be frustrated because he cant scratch himself XD

What if a baryonx fell in love with a suchomimus?

Takama · May 14, 2015, 01:20:03 AM

There Brothers Irritator and Oxilaia would be furious with there Brother Bary, whose dating his own sister

What if a Bambeiraptor ate a real Bambie?

Arul · May 14, 2015, 02:01:26 PM

Bambieraptor become girlie

What if we cook a terror bird for thanksgiving ?

Takama · May 14, 2015, 09:08:56 PM

We would have Terror bird sandwiches for weeks.

What if a Velociraptor Drove a Lamborghini ?

Arul · May 17, 2015, 08:32:32 AM

Only bat winged pterosaur with batmobile can stop it

What if a mosasaur on Jw escape from it giant pool ?

Tyto_Theropod · May 17, 2015, 11:02:11 PM

It would rescue the world's captive killer whales and the world would be better place.

On a lighter note, I'm sure a Yi Qi could stop a Velociraptor in a Lamborghini - DANANANANA BATDINO!!!

What if a Therizinosaurus tried to give his friend a haircut (or rather feathercut)?

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