Have you ever...?

[The Atroxious]

Are you asking if I've ever seen a magpie attacking a small bird while the magpie was riding a bus, or if I've seen that while I was riding a bus? Either way, the answer would be no. There are no magpies where I live.

Have you ever played The Witcher 3?

[Halichoeres]

Nope. Have you ever been in a serious natural disaster?

[Ravonium]

Can't say I have.

Have you ever listened closely to the lyrics of music that is currently playing, and then thought 'What the hell?' or something else along those lines.

[Ravonium]

*triple post*

[Ravonium]

*triple post*

[Halichoeres]

Yes! The one I remember most distinctly was "Johnny Get Angry" by Joanie Sommers, which came on the speakers at a grocery store where I was working at the time. I was mildly horrified.

Have you ever taken a bite of a food that you thought was a different food, confusing your palate?

[Ravonium]

Yes.

Have you ever watched a video of someone doing unorthodox food preparation (methodology and/or what they're preparing).

[Shonisaurus]

No but I have a fossil of edmontosaurus (which is authentic) bought from the Museum of Natural Sciences Store that is composed of vertebrae and a bone of the spine.

Have you ever found a dog abandoned by its owners, on the street or elsewhere?

[Halichoeres]

Sadly, yes. They were quite common where I grew up.

Have you ever taken a long distance trip (>1000 km) by bus?

[Libraraptor]

Yes. To Spain.

Have you ever cried over the loss or damage of a figure?

[Halichoeres]

No, but I have definitely been bummed or angry. I probably cried over a broken toy when I was small, but I don't remember it happening.

Have you ever bought a book that you never read?

[Shonisaurus]

Yes I bought Dante's book "The Divine Comedy" and I have always postponed reading it. That was more than thirty years ago.


Did you ever find yourself in a different place from yours with several acquaintances, neighbors or relatives at the same time without any of them having a relationship with the others?

[Ravonium]

Can't say I have?

Have you ever gone somewhere for non-paleontology related reasons, only to find something related to paleontology within it?

[GojiraGuy1954]

Can't say I have.

Have you ever been part of a protest?

[Shonisaurus]

If I went to a demonstration in protest against the legalization of abortion in my nation.

Have you ever fallen out of bed when you woke up?

[GojiraGuy1954]

Dude, I've fallen out of bed while I was ASLEEP.

Have you ever read an SCP article?

[Ravonium]

Yes.

Have you ever been cancelled for something?

[GojiraGuy1954]

I think i have, but I can't remember.

Have you ever bought a Godzilla figure?

[Ravonium]

No, not a particular Godzilla/kaiju fan.

Have you ever seen arson from your own home?

[Shonisaurus]

No, I have not seen arson from my own home.

Have you ever crossed a car with a fatal car accident and seen the dead person cover his head with a blanket?