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Started by Soopairik, December 06, 2017, 11:30:25 PM

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Ravonium

#120
...meet Logan Paul, as it was in the suicide forest. It learnt a new skill, which was called jumping on the haters


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But those haters were growing, and among the haters was....
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...the entire community of Great Emu War reenactors, who stole Logan Paul's...

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Design plans for the logang poster, enraging the fan girls, but none could survive the deadly possessed leopard gecko which decided to...
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CityRaptor

Decided to put on a black suit, eat some magical root and call himself the Black Panther Gecko, ruler of a nation of geckos!
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

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With his new found power the lizard decided to wreak havoc on...
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...Celebration, Florida.

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With Florida leveled, the lizard decided on a nap(being a lizard) and decided to nap on...
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Ravonium

#128
...the UK's entire exclusive economic zone, including the UK itself. This proved to be not as much of a loss as Celebration, Florida, but the lizard being able to cross the Atlantic ocean meant that the US and UK armies had to kill it somehow. They killed it using a...

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Tummy rub, causing the lizard to fly away, but then peta, enraged decided to...
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CityRaptor

summon Gamera! But they summoned Gamora instead...
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Lizerd

Resulting in an immediate plot twist, suddenly, for no explicable reason yunckers decided to revolt...
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As it turned out, they protested because they were becoming deficient in a necessary nutrient for their survival thanks to government policies. That nutrient was long-term exposure to pictures of...


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Cool cat, from cool cat saves the kids, desperate for images of their arch-nemesis the yunckers...
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he decided to revive the worlds worst people, hitler, stalin, kim jong il, and

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michael bay, the yunckers had their enemies, they prepared to slay them with...
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Ravonium

#136
...awful songs that were inside jokes amongst them. One such song was...

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Never gonna give you up, upon its singing....
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Ravonium

...every single one of the yunckers' enemies died. However, they would be arrested by the Inside Joke Police, led by none other than Ravonium himself. Upon hearing that they were going to be arrested, the yunckers started to spontaneously...

Lizerd

Burst into large amounts of hot sauce. But a foe much worse replaced them....
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