Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but it is made out of bricks, unless that is what you meant

I wish more the ability to turn cheaposaurs into definitively accurate figures

[Perotorum]

Granted, but they can't decide on a language and just keep unintelligibly yelling at each other.

I wish I could detect weak electric fields underwater.

So... They would be speaking Georgian or Welsh?

Why not! Anything goes, a veritable Babel.

Look up Georgian or Welsh lexicography, those languages have nothing to offer but unintelligible Babel with with either too many or far too few vowels.

[Halichoeres]

@Stegotyranno420 I believe we have another linguistics enthusiast in our midst!

I wish more the ability to turn cheaposaurs into definitively accurate figures

Granted, it's because you've been transported back in time, so you can observe dinosaurs directly. You have tools and materials with you, and enough to eat, but you never see another human again, so there is nobody to share your work or knowledge with.

I wish for a whiteboard marker that never dries out and can write in any color that I wish at any moment.

[Stegotyranno420]

@Halichoeres the forum keeps getting better
@Perotorum when talking about languages of the Caucasuses dont get me started on Ubykh consonant inventory.

but unfortunately, Halichoeres's special marker is only found in a remote Okinawan village where you must fight a cobra to convince him to sell it to you. But for such a marker, I feel as if that Cobra should be the one worried   

Anyways I wish I could drive

[Perotorum]

@Stegotyranno420 part of the reason is because Georgian and other Caucasian languages aside from Armenian are not Indo-European, similar to Basque and Ainu, they lack any large wide spread geographic linguistic family and so are very different from any other language, and in each case these languages are perhaps so old that they are likely the first and oldest languages to evolve in their respective regions which means that one can understand a lot about early homonin and Pleistocene anthropology by simply studying the profit market of these cultures.

Also is it just me or does middle English sound like modern English, but perpetually drunk?

[Perotorum]

@Stegotyranno420 I believe we have another linguistics enthusiast in our midst!

Yes, indeed! Especially considering isolates such as Basque, Ainu, or kartevelian languages that are all insanely old and provide some insight into early human migration and anthropology, also I have a fondness for the migrations of Indo-European languages.

[Perotorum]

@Stegotyranno420 I believe we have another linguistics enthusiast in our midst!

I wish more the ability to turn cheaposaurs into definitively accurate figures

Granted, it's because you've been transported back in time, so you can observe dinosaurs directly. You have tools and materials with you, and enough to eat, but you never see another human again, so there is nobody to share your work or knowledge with.

I wish for a whiteboard marker that never dries out and can write in any color that I wish at any moment.

Granted, but it's use is impossible without staining at least some article of cloathing.

I wish for the ability to properly pronounce Georgian, Polish, and Welsh vocabulary perfectly without breaking my long suffering mind on the incompatibility of those languages to a Latin alphabet or traditional norms of glottology.

[Lynx]

@Stegotyranno420 I believe we have another linguistics enthusiast in our midst!

I wish more the ability to turn cheaposaurs into definitively accurate figures

Granted, it's because you've been transported back in time, so you can observe dinosaurs directly. You have tools and materials with you, and enough to eat, but you never see another human again, so there is nobody to share your work or knowledge with.

I wish for a whiteboard marker that never dries out and can write in any color that I wish at any moment.

Granted, but it's use is impossible without staining at least some article of cloathing.

I wish for the ability to properly pronounce Georgian, Polish, and Welsh vocabulary perfectly without breaking my long suffering mind on the incompatibility of those languages to a Latin alphabet or traditional norms of glottology.

Granted, but you turn into a Mayfly in the process because I couldn't think of anything else.

I wish for a pair of socks

[Perotorum]

@Stegotyranno420 I believe we have another linguistics enthusiast in our midst!

I wish more the ability to turn cheaposaurs into definitively accurate figures

Granted, it's because you've been transported back in time, so you can observe dinosaurs directly. You have tools and materials with you, and enough to eat, but you never see another human again, so there is nobody to share your work or knowledge with.

I wish for a whiteboard marker that never dries out and can write in any color that I wish at any moment.

Granted, but it's use is impossible without staining at least some article of cloathing.

I wish for the ability to properly pronounce Georgian, Polish, and Welsh vocabulary perfectly without breaking my long suffering mind on the incompatibility of those languages to a Latin alphabet or traditional norms of glottology.

Granted, but you turn into a Mayfly in the process because I couldn't think of anything else.

I wish for a pair of socks

Granted, but they are filled with the corpses of May flies.

I wish for a higher quality 3d printer that constantly functions, doesn't break down, have any major flaws, uses standard EN PLA filament, has a 15x15 inch printing bed, and has no risk of injury or property destruction.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but said machine only exists in an alternate universe where sapient owls are the dominant species and it also only works because it is magitek!

I wish for Captivz with no more slime!

[Perotorum]

Granted, but said machine only exists in an alternate universe where sapient owls are the dominant species and it also only works because it is magitek!

I wish for Captivz with no more slime!

Granted, but the slime is replaced with corn starch which can be just as irritating to clean.

I wish for a flawless ability to teleport to said dimension and back to retrieve said printer.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted but the instructions are in Georgian.

I wish there was a TV show where people in Georgia switched places with people in Georgia.

[Perotorum]

granted but the instructions are in Georgian.

I wish there was a TV show where people in Georgia switched places with people in Georgia.

Granted, but due to the nature of both types of Georgians, it ends in a violent drunken brawl due to mass confusion.

I wish for the digital files of each species model from Prehistoric Planet.

(although considering the culture of both groups, this is less of a corruption and more of a logical consequence of both groups being incredibly clandestine and internal group oriented).

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but it is from another documentary of the same name from the early 2000s

I wish for a drivers license

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but it is for a vehicle from the Owl dimension. Which does not work in ours.

I wish I had kept one Dinosaur card for every Element when selling off most of my Dinosaur King cards.

[Perotorum]

Granted but it is from another documentary of the same name from the early 2000s

I wish for a drivers license

Oh! That is just a sick and twisted way to corrupt such a request, too far by much, honestly bordering on sadism given the quality of documentaries at the time.

Granted, but you would be forced to live on Mackinac Island where such would be useless.

I wish to find a way to quickly texture models on Sculpt GL.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but the method makes your computer crash.

I wish for my brain to be able to produce ideal music which i could sell

[Perotorum]

Granted but the method makes your computer crash.

I wish for my brain to be able to produce ideal music which i could sell

Jokes on you! As I have far too many tabs (~200ish) open so I am quite used to that.

And granted, but modern standards are so low for what counts as good music that all your mind can come up with is the psychotic screaming into the lifeless abyss, and the worst part is that people will realistically claim to love it.

I wish for Battat to reissue it's Edmontonia.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but for 50 USD a pop

I wish I selected the anthems for each country

[Perotorum]

Granted but for 50 USD a pop

I wish I selected the anthems for each country

Granted, but you screw up Azerbaijan as no one can top their anthem.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DLaFdEMnyKE

I wish for PNSO to release more thyreophorans.